21 reasons a guitar is better (joke)?!

1!. A guitar has a volume knob
2!. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $!.79 for a new one
3!. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to
4!. You can unplug a guitar
5!. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more
6!. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset
7!. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested
8!. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care
9!. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg!.
10!. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it
11!. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar
12!. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set
13!. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking
14!. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required
15!. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for freeWww@Enter-QA@Com

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