WOULD U ASK THIS FOR UR LAST WISH?....{joke?!
Question: WOULD U ASK THIS FOR UR LAST WISH!?!.!.!.!.{joke!?
There was an inmate on death row, and he was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the next morning!. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him!.
But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his last meal, he didn't want anything special!. When they asked if there was something special he wanted to do, he said nothing!. It went on like this all day!.
Finally when he was put before the firing squad, the guard asked if he wanted a cigarette and a blindfold!. "No," the inmate said, "just get it over with!."
"Well, is there anything that I can do for you before you go!?" said the guard!. "You didn't even want a special last meal!"
The inmate thought!. "Actually," he said, "Music is my life!. One thing I would really like would be to sing my favorite song, one whole time through, with no interruptions!." The guard nodded and told him to go ahead!.
The inmate started!.!.!."One Billion bottles of beer on the wall!.!.!.!.!.!.!"!.!.!. SORRY BEPOP FOR COPYING THISWww@Enter-QA@Com
But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his last meal, he didn't want anything special!. When they asked if there was something special he wanted to do, he said nothing!. It went on like this all day!.
Finally when he was put before the firing squad, the guard asked if he wanted a cigarette and a blindfold!. "No," the inmate said, "just get it over with!."
"Well, is there anything that I can do for you before you go!?" said the guard!. "You didn't even want a special last meal!"
The inmate thought!. "Actually," he said, "Music is my life!. One thing I would really like would be to sing my favorite song, one whole time through, with no interruptions!." The guard nodded and told him to go ahead!.
The inmate started!.!.!."One Billion bottles of beer on the wall!.!.!.!.!.!.!"!.!.!. SORRY BEPOP FOR COPYING THISWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
that is so funny! lol!
keep on posting the jokes!.!.!. i love em! i look forward to them all of the time!
thank u!Www@Enter-QA@Com
keep on posting the jokes!.!.!. i love em! i look forward to them all of the time!
thank u!Www@Enter-QA@Com
mmmm if I was on death row and i new I was going to die right then and there I would very well sing the song!. Why because I would live longer and for saying one time throw without interruptions they would either have to wait that long, kill me any ways, they would let me go for driving them insane, or they would kill them selfs and I would walk away free for driving every one mentally insane!. Though I would have a hard time keeping track of the numbers but what the heck why not try lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny, good one
but i would not ask this as a last wish, i'd shoot myself if i had to sing that song (or even listen to it that long)Www@Enter-QA@Com
but i would not ask this as a last wish, i'd shoot myself if i had to sing that song (or even listen to it that long)Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha! he should have started with infinity though!. and then infinity minus one, infinity minus two!. d:Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol! that was hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Quiet amusingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha funny!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha excellent joke thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahhaha thtas funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahha!.!.!.how about ONE ZILLION!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha tht was funny i havent heard it so i guess im weird but w!.e tht was funny poor guy!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i'm gonna remember that one!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha clever manWww@Enter-QA@Com
Cute! Star for you!. CJWww@Enter-QA@Com
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lol
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lol !.!.!.cuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
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haha smart man!.!.!.
I would love to go through all one billion bottles!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I would love to go through all one billion bottles!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
my last wish would be, "Can I live 15 minutes longer, Mom!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor told him he had only 24
hours to live!.
He went home to tell his wife and after they both had a long cry
over it, he asked her if she would have sex with him because he
only had 24 hours to live!.
"Of course, Darling!" she replied!. And so they had sex!.
Four hours later they were lying in bed and he turned to her
again, and said, "You know I only have 20 hours to live, do you
think we could do it again!?" Again she responded very
sympathetically and agreed to have sex!.
Another 8 hours pass, and she had fallen asleep from exhaustion!.
He tapped her on the shoulder, and asked her again, "You know
dear, I only have 12 more hours left, how about we do it again for
old times sake!?" By this time she was getting a little annoyed,
but reluctantly agreed!.
After they finished, she went back to sleep and 4 hours later, he
tapped her on the shoulder again and said, "Dear, I hate to keep
bothering you but you know I only have 8 hours left before I die,
can we do it one more time!?"
Well, she turns to him with a grimaced look on her face and says,
"You know, YOU don't have to get up in the morning!.!.!. But I do!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
hours to live!.
He went home to tell his wife and after they both had a long cry
over it, he asked her if she would have sex with him because he
only had 24 hours to live!.
"Of course, Darling!" she replied!. And so they had sex!.
Four hours later they were lying in bed and he turned to her
again, and said, "You know I only have 20 hours to live, do you
think we could do it again!?" Again she responded very
sympathetically and agreed to have sex!.
Another 8 hours pass, and she had fallen asleep from exhaustion!.
He tapped her on the shoulder, and asked her again, "You know
dear, I only have 12 more hours left, how about we do it again for
old times sake!?" By this time she was getting a little annoyed,
but reluctantly agreed!.
After they finished, she went back to sleep and 4 hours later, he
tapped her on the shoulder again and said, "Dear, I hate to keep
bothering you but you know I only have 8 hours left before I die,
can we do it one more time!?"
Well, she turns to him with a grimaced look on her face and says,
"You know, YOU don't have to get up in the morning!.!.!. But I do!"Www@Enter-QA@Com