DID U CATCH HER EyE?>.....?!
Question: DID U CATCH HER EyE!?>!.!.!.!.!.!?
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table!. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her!.
Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man!. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back!.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place!. "Let me pay for your dinner to make it up to you," she says!.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and then the theater followed by drinks!. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his!. She listens!. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap!.!.!. and stay for breakfast the next morning!.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings!. The guy is amazed!! Everything was incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman!. Are you this nice to every guy you meet!?"
"No," she replies, "you just happened to catch my eye!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man!. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back!.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place!. "Let me pay for your dinner to make it up to you," she says!.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and then the theater followed by drinks!. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his!. She listens!. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap!.!.!. and stay for breakfast the next morning!.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings!. The guy is amazed!! Everything was incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman!. Are you this nice to every guy you meet!?"
"No," she replies, "you just happened to catch my eye!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
ha ha!!!!!
Cute!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cute!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL thats funnily weirdWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats cool!. i was expecting something wierd at the end!. but it was coolWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is really cute thanks for sharing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
aww
thats cute
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thats cute
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haha i like that one!.!.!. it was really cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
awww that was a cute joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that made me lol!.!.!.i heard it before for sumwhere!.!.but dont know where!.!.!.!.!.
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