REALLY FUNNY joke!!!!!!!?!
Question: REALLY FUNNY joke!!!!!!!!?
a nice con eversation with her wife diana
peter: you are ugly and and preety both at the same time
diana: how can that be!?
she should have seen this coming
peter: well, you are preety ugly
get it "preety ugly"!.!.!.!.!.
its funny every time i hear it!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
peter: you are ugly and and preety both at the same time
diana: how can that be!?
she should have seen this coming
peter: well, you are preety ugly
get it "preety ugly"!.!.!.!.!.
its funny every time i hear it!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
That is funny!. Especially if you imagine someone with an accent saying it!.
Here is one for you to read:
Funny Job Application Answers
QUALIFICATIONS:
"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook!."
"Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions!."
"Lets meet, so you can ooh and aah over my experience!."
"I am loyal to my employer at all costs!.!.!. Please feel free to respond to my resumé on my office voice mail!."
EXPERIENCE:
"Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as job-hopping!. I have never quit a job!."
EDUCATION:
"Failed bar exam with relatively high grades!."
"Finished eighth in my class of ten!."
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:
"Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave!."
"Responsibility makes me nervous!."
"They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning!. I couldn't work under those demanding conditions!."
"I was working for my mom until she decided to move!."
"They made me a scapegoat - just like my three previous jobs!."
SPECIAL REQUESTS & JOB OBJECTIVES:
"It's best for employers that I not work with people!."
SMALL TYPOS THAT CAN CHANGE THE MEANING:
"Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year!."
"Education: College, August 1880-May 1984!."
"I'm a rabid typist!."
"Instrumental in ruining an entire Midwest chain operation!."
REFERENCES:
"References: None!. I've left a path of destruction behind me!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here is one for you to read:
Funny Job Application Answers
QUALIFICATIONS:
"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook!."
"Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions!."
"Lets meet, so you can ooh and aah over my experience!."
"I am loyal to my employer at all costs!.!.!. Please feel free to respond to my resumé on my office voice mail!."
EXPERIENCE:
"Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as job-hopping!. I have never quit a job!."
EDUCATION:
"Failed bar exam with relatively high grades!."
"Finished eighth in my class of ten!."
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:
"Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave!."
"Responsibility makes me nervous!."
"They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning!. I couldn't work under those demanding conditions!."
"I was working for my mom until she decided to move!."
"They made me a scapegoat - just like my three previous jobs!."
SPECIAL REQUESTS & JOB OBJECTIVES:
"It's best for employers that I not work with people!."
SMALL TYPOS THAT CAN CHANGE THE MEANING:
"Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year!."
"Education: College, August 1880-May 1984!."
"I'm a rabid typist!."
"Instrumental in ruining an entire Midwest chain operation!."
REFERENCES:
"References: None!. I've left a path of destruction behind me!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
con eversation!.!.!.!.HA!Www@Enter-QA@Com
REally funny !Www@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I WILL NOT! STAR IT, BECAUSE, FOOL: IT IS NOT!! FUNNY, JERK!! IN FACT, I BOO YOU 1,000 TIMES!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not funny so no star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
you said "a nice conversation with HER WIFE" lol but yeah funny (***)Www@Enter-QA@Com
It's quite funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!. I get it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Star :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!! I've heard it before!. But have a star for wasting 5 pnts for nothing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh wow !!! hahaha thats so lame it's funny!! =P
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no, that wasn't funny in the slightest, soz =[
u jst lost 5 points
i jst got 2Www@Enter-QA@Com
u jst lost 5 points
i jst got 2Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not your best mateWww@Enter-QA@Com
star for u!.!.!.!.!.it's preety funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok, I'll give you a star, it's early!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i knew u would say that!!!!.!.!.!.!.!.LOL good joke though thx 4 the laugh!.!.!.!.!.* 4 uWww@Enter-QA@Com