How do u know if your grandparents are..?!
Question: How do u know if your grandparents are!.!.!?
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10!. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor!.
9!. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass!.
8!. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of "denture-burn!."
7!. Granny found cuffed to her walker!.
6!. Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints!.
5!. Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps twice!.
4!. Your "Grandma" is Anna Nicole Smith!.
3!. You've just seen the photos in the "BeaverHunt" section of the May
issue of Hustler!.
2!. Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies!.
1!. Kraft-matic adjustable bed set for "doggystyleWww@Enter-QA@Com
10!. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor!.
9!. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass!.
8!. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of "denture-burn!."
7!. Granny found cuffed to her walker!.
6!. Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints!.
5!. Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps twice!.
4!. Your "Grandma" is Anna Nicole Smith!.
3!. You've just seen the photos in the "BeaverHunt" section of the May
issue of Hustler!.
2!. Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies!.
1!. Kraft-matic adjustable bed set for "doggystyleWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
When Grandpa can't get Grandma's false teeth off his doo doo!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
How bout this:
Lil' Jonny was playing in a garden, trying to pull out an earthworm from a hole in the lawn!. Grandpa, watching all this, teasingly challenged Lil' jonny, he would get 10 bucks if he put the earthworm back in the hole!.
Lil' Jonny went inside the house, came back and sprayed something on the earthworm!.
Within seconds the earthworm turned stiff and straight and Lil' jonny very easily, put it back in the hole!.
Grandpa promptly gave him 10 bucks, and asked him what did he spray!. Lil'Jonny told grandpa that its the hair spray from his sister's vanity case!.
Next morning when Lil' Jonny was playing, Grandpa called him and gave 10 bucks!.
Lil' Jonny was a very honest boy, he told Grandpa that he already got his 10 bucks yesterday!.
To that Grandpa smilingly replied "THIS IS FROM YOUR GRANDMA!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lil' Jonny was playing in a garden, trying to pull out an earthworm from a hole in the lawn!. Grandpa, watching all this, teasingly challenged Lil' jonny, he would get 10 bucks if he put the earthworm back in the hole!.
Lil' Jonny went inside the house, came back and sprayed something on the earthworm!.
Within seconds the earthworm turned stiff and straight and Lil' jonny very easily, put it back in the hole!.
Grandpa promptly gave him 10 bucks, and asked him what did he spray!. Lil'Jonny told grandpa that its the hair spray from his sister's vanity case!.
Next morning when Lil' Jonny was playing, Grandpa called him and gave 10 bucks!.
Lil' Jonny was a very honest boy, he told Grandpa that he already got his 10 bucks yesterday!.
To that Grandpa smilingly replied "THIS IS FROM YOUR GRANDMA!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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They have needs too!.!.!.I am fine with thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
why would you even want to think of grandparents doing it!. it's just sickWww@Enter-QA@Com
What are you asking!?!?!?!?!?!? I dont get it if i got what ur asking i would answer the question!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thank God my grandparents are dead,,,or I'll be wondering if they're still at it,,,,lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL ! Very funny !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! That's horrible! : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
ewww grosssWww@Enter-QA@Com
yuk!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'd say those would be 10 great hints!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes those are all reason for probable cause , wat a mind u hav , just enviousWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes
did u hear about the old lady that hated flies until she opened one!?
2 grandmas were sitting in their rocking chairs on the porch,reminicing about the good ole days!.
One grandma says to the other grandma!.!.dear do you remeber the minuet (dance btw)!.!.!.she says darn!.!.!.i cant even remember the min i screwed never mind the min i et!
a flasher was going up to old ladies in a nursing home flashing!.!.!.they all had big strokes!.!.!.!.!.well he went up to one last lady!.!.!.!.poor old lady!.!.!.!.!.she couldnt reach it!
Birth Control Pills
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office!. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills!." Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs!. Smith, but you're 75 years old!. What possible use could you have for birth control pills!?" The woman responded, "They help me sleep better!." The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep!?" The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night!."
An 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes
did u hear about the old lady that hated flies until she opened one!?
2 grandmas were sitting in their rocking chairs on the porch,reminicing about the good ole days!.
One grandma says to the other grandma!.!.dear do you remeber the minuet (dance btw)!.!.!.she says darn!.!.!.i cant even remember the min i screwed never mind the min i et!
a flasher was going up to old ladies in a nursing home flashing!.!.!.they all had big strokes!.!.!.!.!.well he went up to one last lady!.!.!.!.poor old lady!.!.!.!.!.she couldnt reach it!
Birth Control Pills
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office!. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills!." Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs!. Smith, but you're 75 years old!. What possible use could you have for birth control pills!?" The woman responded, "They help me sleep better!." The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep!?" The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night!."
An 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."Www@Enter-QA@Com