Old-definately. Funny-?!
Question: Old-definately!. Funny-!?
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check!. He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi!. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare!. I'd really rather have a job!.'
The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent!. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter!. You'll have to drive around in his 2007 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes!. Because of the long hours meals will be provided!. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips!. This is rather
Awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive!.
A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc!. Located above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the
Salary is $200,000 a year!.' The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bull-shittin' me !'
The social worker said, 'Yea, well!.!.!. You started it!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent!. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter!. You'll have to drive around in his 2007 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes!. Because of the long hours meals will be provided!. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips!. This is rather
Awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive!.
A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc!. Located above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the
Salary is $200,000 a year!.' The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bull-shittin' me !'
The social worker said, 'Yea, well!.!.!. You started it!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Great one!. can't wait to use it at our next family gathering!. Cheers Mate and keep them comingWww@Enter-QA@Com
i don't get the "you started it" bit
thats proberly why i don't get it
but it was proberly still funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats proberly why i don't get it
but it was proberly still funny :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahahahahaha!
Never saw it coming!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Never saw it coming!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Top joke man, First decent one Ive heard on here in a while!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Never heard it before, good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA HA i loved that one ,very good,have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
AncientWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
thanx 4 thatWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha cool!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha! ah ha hah!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
giggle that wa gud!. have a star :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
tis old but yes its a goodie :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
great!. everybody's dream jobWww@Enter-QA@Com