Something to make you laugh this morning?!
Question: Something to make you laugh this morning!?
THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man!. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married!.
There was only one little thing bothering me!.!.!.It was her beautiful
younger sister!.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less!. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view!. It had to be deliberate!. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else!.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations!. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome!. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister!.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word!.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me!.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs!.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door!. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car!.
To my surprise, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have
passed our little test!. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter!. Welcome to the family!.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was a very happy man!. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married!.
There was only one little thing bothering me!.!.!.It was her beautiful
younger sister!.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less!. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view!. It had to be deliberate!. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else!.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations!. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome!. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister!.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word!.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me!.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs!.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door!. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car!.
To my surprise, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have
passed our little test!. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter!. Welcome to the family!.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.!.!.
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.!.!.
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
i haven't heard of this joke before n i really wasn't expecting that last sentence!.!. so yeah!.!. i was surprised n it was funny as hell!.!. a little bit ironic actually!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha brilliant,,,,Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahah! good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. classic!Www@Enter-QA@Com
it's a classic but always makes me giggle!Www@Enter-QA@Com
NICE ONE, HA HA HA !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i thought you have posted it before anyway that was goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
dumbWww@Enter-QA@Com
cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hehe good advice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.heard it before - but still very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
not funny any more !.!.!.!.!.!.it is on tjhis site every weekWww@Enter-QA@Com
giggle :) gud idea to keep them in ur car :)Www@Enter-QA@Com