A really long one. This is old & relates to the last US election, will we get a !
Question: A really long one!. This is old & relates to the last US election, will we get a repeat!?
To the citizens of the United States of America,
In the light of your failure to elect a suitable President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchial duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories!. Except Utah, which she does not fancy!. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97!.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections!. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded!. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed!.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1!. There is no such thing as "US English!." We will let MS know on your behalf!. The MS spell-checker will be adjusted toWww@Enter-QA@Com
In the light of your failure to elect a suitable President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchial duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories!. Except Utah, which she does not fancy!. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97!.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections!. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded!. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed!.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
1!. There is no such thing as "US English!." We will let MS know on your behalf!. The MS spell-checker will be adjusted toWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Wow!!
that was really really hilarious!.!.!.!.
i absolutely loved it!!
wow!.!.!.!.
haha!.!.
THANKS!!
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long or not!.!.!. definitely worth it!.!.!.!.
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that was really really hilarious!.!.!.!.
i absolutely loved it!!
wow!.!.!.!.
haha!.!.
THANKS!!
=)
long or not!.!.!. definitely worth it!.!.!.!.
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I was laughing all the way through!.Www@Enter-QA@Com