Redneck gets a divorce?!
Question: Redneck gets a divorce!?
A redneck walked into a attoney's office wanting to file for a divorce!. The attoney asked: "How may I help you!?" The redneck said; "Yea, I want to get me one of those Day-vorces!." The attorney said; "Do you have any grounds!?" The redneck said; "Yea, I got about 140 acres!." The attorney said; "No sir, you don't understand, do you have a case!?" The redneck said; "No I don't have a case, but I have a John Deere!.!.!.!.!." The attorney said; "No, you don't understand, do you have any grudges!?" The redneck said; "Yea I have a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere!." The attorney said; "No sir, I mean do you have a suit!?" "Yea, I have a suit wear it to Church on Sundays!." The attorney said; "Well sir, does you wife beat you up or anything!?" The redneck said; "No sir, we both get up at 04:30!." The attorney then said; "Well is she a ******!?" "No," said the redneck; "She's a little white gal, but our last child was a ****** and that's why I want this here Day - vorce!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol thats a good joke my version is a little different
A hillybilly farmer who wants a divorce pays a visit to a lawyer!.
The lawyer daid, "how can I help you!?" The farmer said, "I want to get one of those day-vorces!."
The lawyer said, "do you have any grounds!?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres!."
The lawyer said, "No, you dont understand!. I need to figure out if you have a suit!."
The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays!."
The lawyer said, "No, no I mean, do you have a case!?"
The farmer said, "No, I aint got a Case, but I got a John Deere!."
The lawyer said, "No, I mean do you have a grudge!?"
The farmer said, "Yes I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere!."
The lawyer said, "does your wife beat you up or something!?"
The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4!.30am!."
The lawyer said, "Is your wife a ******!?"
The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a ****** and that's why I wants a day-vorce!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A hillybilly farmer who wants a divorce pays a visit to a lawyer!.
The lawyer daid, "how can I help you!?" The farmer said, "I want to get one of those day-vorces!."
The lawyer said, "do you have any grounds!?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres!."
The lawyer said, "No, you dont understand!. I need to figure out if you have a suit!."
The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays!."
The lawyer said, "No, no I mean, do you have a case!?"
The farmer said, "No, I aint got a Case, but I got a John Deere!."
The lawyer said, "No, I mean do you have a grudge!?"
The farmer said, "Yes I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere!."
The lawyer said, "does your wife beat you up or something!?"
The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4!.30am!."
The lawyer said, "Is your wife a ******!?"
The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a ****** and that's why I wants a day-vorce!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHA
sooo funny
STAR for you !!!
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sooo funny
STAR for you !!!
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thats was ohsome! (awesome)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! STAR 4 U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it!. Without those two words, I can't guess the punch line!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I saw that b4, but his wife was a ******(n a g g e r)!. Same destination, slightly different path there!.
Timothy
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Timothy
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Took some reading through only to end with racial prejudice!. Take time out to rethink!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very much a good fun !? DIVORCE TO DAY VORCE
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I don't like the joke and you dont sound any better!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The question is!.!.!.!? the joke!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was awfulWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
You're bad, man!. Us'ns heer on th farm is shor nuff gitin a kic outn yous yarn!.Www@Enter-QA@Com