Remember the one about the woman with the glass eye?!
Question: Remember the one about the woman with the glass eye!?
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table!. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her!.
Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man!. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back!.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place!. "Let me pay for your dinner to make it up to you," she says!.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and then the theater followed by drinks!. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his!. She listens!. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap!.!.!. and stay for breakfast the next morning!.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings!. The guy is amazed!! Everything was incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman!. Are you this nice to every guy you meet!?"
"No," she replies, "you just happened to catch my eye!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man!. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back!.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place!. "Let me pay for your dinner to make it up to you," she says!.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and then the theater followed by drinks!. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his!. She listens!. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap!.!.!. and stay for breakfast the next morning!.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings!. The guy is amazed!! Everything was incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman!. Are you this nice to every guy you meet!?"
"No," she replies, "you just happened to catch my eye!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
A play on words, a pun! similar joke!. A man picks up a woman for sex, he tries every known position without satisfaction, in desperation the woman took out her glass eye & told him to make use of the empty socket, best sex he ever had, do you get into town very often she asked, about once a month he replied!. I'll keep an eye out for you!She saidWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
Literally and Figuratively he caught her Eye, lol!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Excellent one mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Literally and Figuratively he caught her Eye, lol!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Excellent one mate!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funnier everytimeWww@Enter-QA@Com
giggle :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cannot help remembering this joke as it occures every two weeks or so!. Well you did ask me!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, I did not remember it, but I shall from this point 4ward, thanque!!
Timothy
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Timothy
:o)Www@Enter-QA@Com
I remember a rather ruder version of this joke,good one though lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
YES I DO! aw i 4got about that 1! thx 4 the reminiscenceWww@Enter-QA@Com
That`s ace,,,have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
an oldie but i giggledWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha! lol, thats a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A guy lost his eye, but he couldn't afford a glass eye, so he got one made of wood!.
It worked okay, but he was very senstitive about this and he hated when people stared at him or mentioned it!.
Once he went to a dance, and he was very shy asking a girl to dance with him!. But he found a girl who was very nice looking even though she had a hare lip!. He thought she might agree to dance with him since she also had a slight physical defect!.
He walked up to her and said "Would you like to dance with me!?"
She said, "Would I!"
He said "Hare lip! Hare lip! Hare lip!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
It worked okay, but he was very senstitive about this and he hated when people stared at him or mentioned it!.
Once he went to a dance, and he was very shy asking a girl to dance with him!. But he found a girl who was very nice looking even though she had a hare lip!. He thought she might agree to dance with him since she also had a slight physical defect!.
He walked up to her and said "Would you like to dance with me!?"
She said, "Would I!"
He said "Hare lip! Hare lip! Hare lip!"Www@Enter-QA@Com