RED NECK joke>...... is it HALARIOUS?!
Question: RED NECK joke>!.!.!.!.!.!. is it HALARIOUS!?
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and
> they were in a mall for the first time in their lives!. The
> father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped!.
> They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but
> especially by two shiny, metal walls that could move apart
> and then slide back together again!.
>
> The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at!?'
>
> The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
> 'Son, I dunno!. I ain't never seen nuthin' like
> that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what
> it is!.
>
> While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
> a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving
> walls and pressed a button!. The walls opened and the lady
> rolled between them into a small room!. The walls closed and
> the boy and his father watched in amazement as the small
> circular numbers above the walls lit up sequentially!. They
> continued to watch until it reached the last number and
> then the numbers began to light in the reverse order!. The
> walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24
> year-old blonde woman stepped out!.
>
> The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
> quietly to his son!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
>
> 'Boy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.go gitcha
> Momma!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
> they were in a mall for the first time in their lives!. The
> father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped!.
> They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but
> especially by two shiny, metal walls that could move apart
> and then slide back together again!.
>
> The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at!?'
>
> The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
> 'Son, I dunno!. I ain't never seen nuthin' like
> that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what
> it is!.
>
> While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
> a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving
> walls and pressed a button!. The walls opened and the lady
> rolled between them into a small room!. The walls closed and
> the boy and his father watched in amazement as the small
> circular numbers above the walls lit up sequentially!. They
> continued to watch until it reached the last number and
> then the numbers began to light in the reverse order!. The
> walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24
> year-old blonde woman stepped out!.
>
> The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
> quietly to his son!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
>
> 'Boy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.go gitcha
> Momma!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
omg! i will never forget that im laughing sooo hard right now!!!!
ahhahahhahhhahhahahahahhahahahahahhaha!.!.!.
WOOOOOO i love it!
dino goes rawrWww@Enter-QA@Com
ahhahahhahhhahhahahahahhahahahahahhaha!.!.!.
WOOOOOO i love it!
dino goes rawrWww@Enter-QA@Com
It was kindof funny!. i laughed a little bit!.
but those kind of jokes just don't make me laugh as much as others!.
it depends on who you are asking to say if it is funny or notWww@Enter-QA@Com
but those kind of jokes just don't make me laugh as much as others!.
it depends on who you are asking to say if it is funny or notWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
it's not hilarious, but it's pretty goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
it's not hilarious, but it's pretty goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL ya boy go gitcha ur momma!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!. funny!. I love that!. I'm gonna tell people tomorrow at schoolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, seriouslyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol hopefully he didn' t marry his first cousin
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha keep doing your stuff Adil, that was a good joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was horribleWww@Enter-QA@Com
brilliant joke lol thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
AND!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Holy Crappies thanks for the laugh and have a star!.!!!!xxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg, i LOVE that joke ima tell it to my friends tomorrow, thx dudeWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!. that was pretty good!.!.!.!.:DWww@Enter-QA@Com
its okWww@Enter-QA@Com
Rofl! more please!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I didn't laugh at all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Love redneck jokes!.!.!.GREAT, Star!!!
What's the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Redneck zoo!?
On the cage in a Yankee zoo, it will have the name of the animal and the scientific name in Latin!.
A Southern zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe!.
REDNECK LOVE POEM…………
Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you!.
Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze!.
Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas!.
You move like the bass, which excite me in May!.
You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway!.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan!.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can!.
You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd!.
On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
Well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms!.
Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
What I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe!.
Like a good roll of duct tape, yo're there fer yore man,
To patch up life's troubles and fix what you can!.
Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead!.
You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed!.
Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
You spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt!.
When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack!.
Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'!.
Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'!.
Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,
We go together like a skunk goes with stank!.
Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way!.
Some men git roses on that special day
From the cooler at Kroger!. That's impressive," I say!.
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth!.
"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth!.
But for this man, honey, these won't do!.
Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you!.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
More useful than diamonds!.!.!.!.!.!.IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
What's the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Redneck zoo!?
On the cage in a Yankee zoo, it will have the name of the animal and the scientific name in Latin!.
A Southern zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe!.
REDNECK LOVE POEM…………
Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you!.
Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze!.
Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas!.
You move like the bass, which excite me in May!.
You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway!.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan!.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can!.
You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd!.
On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
Well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms!.
Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
What I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe!.
Like a good roll of duct tape, yo're there fer yore man,
To patch up life's troubles and fix what you can!.
Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead!.
You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed!.
Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
You spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt!.
When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack!.
Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'!.
Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'!.
Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,
We go together like a skunk goes with stank!.
Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way!.
Some men git roses on that special day
From the cooler at Kroger!. That's impressive," I say!.
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth!.
"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth!.
But for this man, honey, these won't do!.
Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you!.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
More useful than diamonds!.!.!.!.!.!.IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!Www@Enter-QA@Com