Do this make you laugh?!
Question: Do this make you laugh!?
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THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man!. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married!.
There was only one little thing bothering me!.!.!.It was her beautiful
younger sister!.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less!. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view!. It had to be deliberate!. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else!.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations!. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome!. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister!.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word!.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me!.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs!.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door!. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car!.
To my surprise, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have
passed our little test!. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter!. Welcome to the family!.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!.
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17 May 2006
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THE WEDDING TEST
I was a very happy man!. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married!.
There was only one little thing bothering me!.!.!.It was her beautiful
younger sister!.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less!. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view!. It had to be deliberate!. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else!.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations!. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome!. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister!.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word!.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me!.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs!.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door!. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car!.
To my surprise, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have
passed our little test!. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter!. Welcome to the family!.'
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!.
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dont u ever gonna change!. omgWww@Enter-QA@Com
yeah its really funny but whats bothering me is that i just saw another question of yours, Did you just copy-paste Profile of other people and why do you have to insert it!.
It's a great turn off in reading your story/jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's a great turn off in reading your story/jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahaha!
The son of a b*tch!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The son of a b*tch!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha :O yes that's hilarious and so bad XD i feel sorry for his girlfriendWww@Enter-QA@Com
This is a true story!. I know it for a fact because I was the condom!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahaha!. COULDNT BE BOTHERED READING!.!.but i'll laugh for you anyway!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha ideal brain is the factory of stupidityWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Heard it, and similar, before, but I love this joke!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
everyone may laugh if it's small!.!.!.!.!.!.but who would like to read this big to laugh!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
THAT IS GREAT!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha! I find it funny,but I think I have read this kind of joke before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO that is fuuunnnnay !.!.!. but ive heard it beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, Nice joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes (btw this is an old joke)Www@Enter-QA@Com
heard it before, but still funny!. have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I lol'd hard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com