Haaaaaaaaaa marriage after all?!
Question: Haaaaaaaaaa marriage after all!?
1- Wife: Honey!.!.!.!.!. What are You Looking for!?
Husband: Nothing!.
Wife: Nothing!.!.!.!?!? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour!?!?
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date!.
2- Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife!?
A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying!.!.!. and the other ensures you Continue to do so!.
3- Wife: Do you want dinner!?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices!?
Wife: Yes and no!.
4- Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office!. Why!?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears!.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one!?"
5- Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden!.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Husband: Nothing!.
Wife: Nothing!.!.!.!?!? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour!?!?
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date!.
2- Q - What is the Difference between Mother & Wife!?
A - One Woman Brings you into this world crying!.!.!. and the other ensures you Continue to do so!.
3- Wife: Do you want dinner!?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices!?
Wife: Yes and no!.
4- Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office!. Why!?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears!.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one!?"
5- Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden!.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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Hey blondie say something use ful!. Oh and by the wayz ROFTLOL I like the one with the dinner the best!Www@Enter-QA@Com
expiry date lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
3rd one was the best because rest i have heard them before!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lmao! i love all of dem!Www@Enter-QA@Com