Joke - Women's language translated?!
Question: Joke - Women's language translated!?
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk!.!.!. = I need to complain Sure!.!.!.go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about!?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me!? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me!? = I did something today you're really not going to like!.
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Am I fat!? = Tell me I'm beautifulWww@Enter-QA@Com
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk!.!.!. = I need to complain Sure!.!.!.go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about!?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me!? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me!? = I did something today you're really not going to like!.
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Am I fat!? = Tell me I'm beautifulWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I thought that was a very good analogy of what most women really mean when they say stuff!.
Thanks for sharing!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Cheers!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thanks for sharing!.
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Cheers!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
These are very true and this is only an example of merely a few of themWww@Enter-QA@Com
NiceWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's so so true!Www@Enter-QA@Com
wheres the joke!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Where is the joke here!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
awsome!. some of um trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
hah lol
i liked the last one the most it is so true
and some of them are what my mom does sometimes tooWww@Enter-QA@Com
i liked the last one the most it is so true
and some of them are what my mom does sometimes tooWww@Enter-QA@Com