What is your favorite Dumb Blonde Joke? (10 points for funniest one)?!


Question: What is your favorite Dumb Blonde Joke!? (10 points for funniest one)!?
Answers:
HERE ARE A COUPLE:

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news!. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump!.

Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50!. The redhead said,

"I can't take this, you're my friend!."
But the blonde insisted saying,
"No!. A bet's a bet!."

Then the redhead said

"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money!."

The blonde replied

"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"

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A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45!. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,

"You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer!."

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger!.
First Blonde:

"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Second Blonde:
Well you better hurry up!. It's starting to rain and the top is down!

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The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve!.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
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Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first!?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!Www@Enter-QA@Com

A blonde was walking down the street of her neighborhood, examining the newspapers on the driveways as she walked!. As she passed the first house, she noticed a picture of twins on the front!. She passed the next house and saw the picture on that newspaper as well, then said to herself,"Wow, they must be pretty important to be in the paper twice!"

I don't think the joke itself is the funniest one I've heard; the funny part is my friend did this once!Www@Enter-QA@Com

There was a red headed, brunette, and a blonde guy!. Everyday at work, they would always get the same lunch their wives packed for them!. They open their lunches and finds the same lunch they had for the last 5 years!.
The red headed says, "If I get another PB&J sandwich again tomorrow, I'm gonna jump off a cliff!"
The brunette says, "If I get another grilled cheese sandwich again tomorrow, I'm gonna drown myself in the lake!"
The blonde says, "If I get another cheeseburger again tomorrow, I'm gonna shoot myself!"

A day passes and as the guys open their lunches, they find the same thing!. The red headed guy ran and jumped of a cliff!. The brunette guy drives over to the nearby lake and drowns himself!. The blonde guy goes home, got his gun out, and shoots himself!.

At their funeral, all of the wives were sobbing and all sad!.
The red headed guys' wife says, "If I've known he hated PB&J sandwiches, I would've given him something else!"
The brunettes guys' wife says, "If I've known he hated grilled cheese sandwiches so much, I woulda given him something else!.
Then, the wives notice that the blonde guys' wife wasn't crying at all!. The ask her why and she goes,
"Hey don't look at me, he packs his own lunch!."



This is my favorite dumb blonde joke ever!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

three woman were on game show!. (a blonde brunette and a redhead)!. to break the ice the host asked each of them what they would bring with them if they were stranded in the middle of the desert!. The brunette said "Well i would bring water!. It's necessary for the body and i can't live long without it!." The redhead said " Why naturally i'd want solid food!. to keep my stomach full and my strength up!. and after all i can live only but days without it!. the host continued "what about you!?" he asked the blonde!. "oh i would bring a car door!" the host was flabbergasted!. "Why on earth would you bring a car door to the desert!." "So if i got hot i could just roll down the window!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

An American,a blond, and a russian were walking!. the russian said we were the first in space the american said we were the first on the moon!. and the blond said we are gonna be the first on the sun!. The two other men looked at each other with confusion and the blond said Well do u think we're stupid!? We'll go at night!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

a guy walks up to a river and there's a blonde on the other side

guy:how do you get to the other side!?

the blonde look up and down the river and turns to the guy and says

"you are on the other side"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Two dumb blondes walked into a bar!.
The smart brunette ducked!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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