I know this joke is stupid, but it always makes me laugh. Do you get it?!
Question: I know this joke is stupid, but it always makes me laugh!. Do you get it!?
A snail !. !. !. yes !. !. !. a snail !. !. !. buys a really fast race car!. He orders a special paint job on the car, but instead of having a racing number put on the doors, he tells them to paint a big "S" on it!.
Well, 'the customer is always right', so they do it, but they have no clue why!.
When the snail returns to pick up his car, they ask him!. "Why did you want an "S" painted on the side of your race car!?"
The snail explained: "Ever since I was young I was always teased about being a snail!. Snails are slow, snails can't run, etc!. etc!. etc!."
"So" they asked "snail starts with "S", and you wanted to be a fast snail!?"
"No" the snail continued "I'm sick of being called a snail !. !. !."
"!. !. !. When I drive this car fast, I just want to know that as I pass by, everybody will be saying !. !. !.
"Wow, look at that "S" car go!"
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Well, 'the customer is always right', so they do it, but they have no clue why!.
When the snail returns to pick up his car, they ask him!. "Why did you want an "S" painted on the side of your race car!?"
The snail explained: "Ever since I was young I was always teased about being a snail!. Snails are slow, snails can't run, etc!. etc!. etc!."
"So" they asked "snail starts with "S", and you wanted to be a fast snail!?"
"No" the snail continued "I'm sick of being called a snail !. !. !."
"!. !. !. When I drive this car fast, I just want to know that as I pass by, everybody will be saying !. !. !.
"Wow, look at that "S" car go!"
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Answers:
your right!.!.!.!.stupid, but it made me laugh to!Www@Enter-QA@Com
an escargot is a french, fancy, very expensive snail, eaten with a garlic sauce!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
so, the snail dont want they said the snail car, instead just S, so the snail still slow =P
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hahaha!. i like it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heh!.!.
escargotWww@Enter-QA@Com
escargotWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol very nice! :~) and yes i got it right away (spent too much time in french class i guess!) i've never heard that one it's really cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO
CUTEEE!Www@Enter-QA@Com
CUTEEE!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!. I get it!. It definitely made me smile!. =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHA!.
That made me laugh WAYY more than it should have!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
That made me laugh WAYY more than it should have!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahhahaha!.!.!.!. far out!!!! i so got that!.!.!. that is funny as h***!.!.!.!. wow!.!.!. tickled me crazy!.!.!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol Cute!~Www@Enter-QA@Com
of course! who doesn't want to be really fast escargo!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
You made my day!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i assume it was a french snail then!?!.!.does he go to the shell garage!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
i don't get it =/
could someone please expain it to me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
could someone please expain it to me!.Www@Enter-QA@Com