Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.?!
Question: Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic!.!?
“Why!?” asks the father!.
“The teacher asked: ‘How much is 2 x 3!?’” says Little Johnny, “And I said ‘6′!.”
“But that’s right!”
“Then she asked me: ‘How much is 3 x 2!?’”
“What’s the f**king difference!?” asks the father!.
“That’s what I said…”Www@Enter-QA@Com
“The teacher asked: ‘How much is 2 x 3!?’” says Little Johnny, “And I said ‘6′!.”
“But that’s right!”
“Then she asked me: ‘How much is 3 x 2!?’”
“What’s the f**king difference!?” asks the father!.
“That’s what I said…”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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odd!. The point is!? !. !. !. !. !. !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!.!.
like father like sonWww@Enter-QA@Com
like father like sonWww@Enter-QA@Com
Needed that joke!. Needed the laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
it is the same answer ether way!.
kind of makes you wonder why the teachers make kids learn
math!.good joke by the way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
kind of makes you wonder why the teachers make kids learn
math!.good joke by the way!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
True THAT! FVCK MATH!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha Ha like that one !Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha I get it!.!.he said the F word so he got an F!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
OK!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Ha ha ha, great one!
I'm a big fan of Little Johnny jokes!. =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm a big fan of Little Johnny jokes!. =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
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omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day better!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!!.!.!.
Little Johnny is in school one day and the teacher asked him to
use the words "bitter end" in a sentence!.
Little Johnny thought for a moment and said "The dog chased the
cat through the house and it bitter end!."
A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in
a
sentence!.
Molly said!. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the
animals!. It was fascinating!."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate"!.
Sally raised her hand!. She said, "My family went to the Statue of
Liberty
and I was fascinated!."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
’fascinate!.’"
Johnny raised his hand!. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted
for
his bad language!. She finally decided there was no way he could damage
the
word ’fascinate’, so she called on him!.
Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are
so
big, she can only fasten eight!."
The teacher fainted!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!!!
The teacher told the class that today they’d be guessing objects from physical description!. She said, "I will hold an object under my desk and physically describe it to you, and then class, you have to tell me what you think it is I have under my desk!." First the teacher said, "I have something long and yellow, what is it!?" Sally raises her hand and the teacher calls on her, "What do you think it is Sally!?" "It’s a banana", replied Sally!. "No, it’s a pencil" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think!." Next the teacher said, "I’m holding something round and red, what is it!?" Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, "What do you think it is Billy!?" "It’s a tomato" says Billy!. "No, it’s an apple" says the teacher, "but I like the way you think!." Little Johnny raises his hand so the teacher calls on him and says, "Yes Little Johnny!." "Well Ms!. Smith, I have one for you" says Little Johnny!. "Okay says the teacher!." "What’s round, hard, and has a head!?" replied Little Johnny!. "Oh no, Little Johnny that is not appropriate for school at all!." says the teacher!. "It’s a quarter" says Little Johnny, "but I like the way you think!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day better!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!!.!.!.
Little Johnny is in school one day and the teacher asked him to
use the words "bitter end" in a sentence!.
Little Johnny thought for a moment and said "The dog chased the
cat through the house and it bitter end!."
A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in
a
sentence!.
Molly said!. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the
animals!. It was fascinating!."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate"!.
Sally raised her hand!. She said, "My family went to the Statue of
Liberty
and I was fascinated!."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
’fascinate!.’"
Johnny raised his hand!. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted
for
his bad language!. She finally decided there was no way he could damage
the
word ’fascinate’, so she called on him!.
Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are
so
big, she can only fasten eight!."
The teacher fainted!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!!!
The teacher told the class that today they’d be guessing objects from physical description!. She said, "I will hold an object under my desk and physically describe it to you, and then class, you have to tell me what you think it is I have under my desk!." First the teacher said, "I have something long and yellow, what is it!?" Sally raises her hand and the teacher calls on her, "What do you think it is Sally!?" "It’s a banana", replied Sally!. "No, it’s a pencil" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think!." Next the teacher said, "I’m holding something round and red, what is it!?" Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, "What do you think it is Billy!?" "It’s a tomato" says Billy!. "No, it’s an apple" says the teacher, "but I like the way you think!." Little Johnny raises his hand so the teacher calls on him and says, "Yes Little Johnny!." "Well Ms!. Smith, I have one for you" says Little Johnny!. "Okay says the teacher!." "What’s round, hard, and has a head!?" replied Little Johnny!. "Oh no, Little Johnny that is not appropriate for school at all!." says the teacher!. "It’s a quarter" says Little Johnny, "but I like the way you think!."Www@Enter-QA@Com