FUNNIEST bear JOKE EVER!!!?!
Question: FUNNIEST bear JOKE EVER!!!!?
A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof!. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear Removers!.' He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes!.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van!. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull!.
'What are you going to do,' the homeowner asks!?
'I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat!. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go!. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van!.'
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner!.
'What's the shotgun for!?' asks the homeowner!.
* 'If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van!. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull!.
'What are you going to do,' the homeowner asks!?
'I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat!. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go!. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van!.'
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner!.
'What's the shotgun for!?' asks the homeowner!.
* 'If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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hilarious thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
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!.bartender says ok but why the big pause!.!.!.the polar i dont know i was born with themWww@Enter-QA@Com
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!.bartender says ok but why the big pause!.!.!.the polar i dont know i was born with themWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funniest bear joke ever, no question!
p!.s!. a health warning needed , reads:
"Not to be read while preparing a meal, icing a cake, removing a splinter with a pin, etc"
great laugh!. I'm off to put things right!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
p!.s!. a health warning needed , reads:
"Not to be read while preparing a meal, icing a cake, removing a splinter with a pin, etc"
great laugh!. I'm off to put things right!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If I laugh at the joke instantly as I read the punch line means it's a 10/10 joke classification!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day better!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!!.!.!.funny!.!.!.still wiping my tears from laughing so hard!.!.!.almost peed laughing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day better!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!!.!.!.funny!.!.!.still wiping my tears from laughing so hard!.!.!.almost peed laughing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ive heared it befor but slightly different flowWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL he got his protectionWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's pretty funny, but I've heard funnier bear jokes :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Holy Crappies now you did make me laugh OUT LOUD thanks and have a star!.!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Its good not bad a 9 out of 10!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!.!.!. took me a second!. Good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
took me about 10 mins to understand!. :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
good,, a 4Www@Enter-QA@Com
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haha i would do the same thing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice, have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Made me giggle ^_^ i liked it =D good joke gave u a star ^-^ keep up your jokes mate!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes it is!!! its hilaryous!! really !!! LoLWww@Enter-QA@Com