Do you want 10 free points?!
Question: Do you want 10 free points!?
Tell me the funniest joke!. Please don't make it really long!. I don't have that much patience!. Just get to the point, make me laugh out loud and I'll give you 10 points! Thanks so much!. I could use a good laugh right now!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Umm!.!. Its not long its just has a lot of spaces!.!.!. ok!?
U know you live in 2008 when!.!.!.!?
1!. You go to a party, sit down and take pics
2!. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years!.
3!. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they
don't have MSN/Bebo/MySpace!.
4!. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just
pushing the button on the TV!.
6!. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer!.
7!. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling!.
8!. You think about how stupid you are for reading this!.
9!. You were too busy to notice number five!.
10!. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five!.
11!. And now you're laughing at your stupidity!.
12!. u fell for it didnt u!? You know u did!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
U know you live in 2008 when!.!.!.!?
1!. You go to a party, sit down and take pics
2!. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years!.
3!. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they
don't have MSN/Bebo/MySpace!.
4!. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just
pushing the button on the TV!.
6!. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer!.
7!. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling!.
8!. You think about how stupid you are for reading this!.
9!. You were too busy to notice number five!.
10!. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five!.
11!. And now you're laughing at your stupidity!.
12!. u fell for it didnt u!? You know u did!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
here it is!.!.!.!. :]
A blonde was telling her priest a Polish joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her,, "Don't you know I'm Polish!?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower!?"
and here are some websites with a ton of funny jokes!
http://www!.everyjoke!.com/
http://www!.coolfunnyjokes!.com/
http://www!.funnyandjokes!.com/
http://www!.funnyjunk!.com/Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde was telling her priest a Polish joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her,, "Don't you know I'm Polish!?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower!?"
and here are some websites with a ton of funny jokes!
http://www!.everyjoke!.com/
http://www!.coolfunnyjokes!.com/
http://www!.funnyandjokes!.com/
http://www!.funnyjunk!.com/Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two hunters were walking through a field!. A pheasant flew up startling them and one hunter shot without aiming hitting his partner who fell to the ground!. The hunter pulled out his cell phone and called 911!. He frantically told the operator!. "I killed my friend! Oh my God; it was an accident!. I shot and killed my friend! What should I do!"
The operator said, "Just calm down!. the first thing to do is make sure he's dead!." The operator just hears silence for a few seconds!. Then she heard a couple rounds from a shot gun!.
Then she heard the hunter's voice again, "OK, now what!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The operator said, "Just calm down!. the first thing to do is make sure he's dead!." The operator just hears silence for a few seconds!. Then she heard a couple rounds from a shot gun!.
Then she heard the hunter's voice again, "OK, now what!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
michale jackson goes out on a boat with a bunch of boyscouts and their leader!. the boat starts to sink, but there are only 2 lifejackets!. the leader says to michale, "screw the kids!"!. michale says "do you think we'll have time!?!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
two hunters are in the woods!. 1 collapses!. The other man takes out his cell and calls a hotline!. He tells the hotline person what happened and hotline says make sure he's dead!. The hunter shoots his collapsed friend and says "now what"Www@Enter-QA@Com