How to creep people out in the elevator!?!
Question: How to creep people out in the elevator!!?
ok this is a fun little question i just wanted to ask!. Name as many ways as you can to freak someone out in an elevator!. It can be as funny or wacky as you want it to be!. There is no limit!. Funniest person gets the 10 points!
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Some of these might not creep out people, but I still think they might be fun to do:
1!. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you!.
2!. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock!. Smile, and go back for more!.
3!. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones!.
4!. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on!.
5!. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend!. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg!. How's your day been!?"
6!. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7!. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator!.
8!. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment!.
9!. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play!.
10!. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear ticking!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you!.
2!. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock!. Smile, and go back for more!.
3!. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones!.
4!. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on!.
5!. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend!. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg!. How's your day been!?"
6!. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7!. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator!.
8!. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment!.
9!. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play!.
10!. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear ticking!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I heard this from Jeff Foxworthy!. You can do it either with a friend you're in there with or you can pretend to be talking on the cell phone:
"Well, SURE I'll take your case, but I gotta ask this: Why'd you kill the guy!?"
If you have a friend in there, have him say "because he kept staring at the back of my head!."
If you're on a cellphone, you'll have to wing it, by waiting a few seconds and saying "oh, so he kept staring at the back of your head in an elevator!. Sounds reasonable to me!. I'm only a couple of floors away!. Just stay calm!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Well, SURE I'll take your case, but I gotta ask this: Why'd you kill the guy!?"
If you have a friend in there, have him say "because he kept staring at the back of my head!."
If you're on a cellphone, you'll have to wing it, by waiting a few seconds and saying "oh, so he kept staring at the back of your head in an elevator!. Sounds reasonable to me!. I'm only a couple of floors away!. Just stay calm!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
1 start screaming really loudly with a crying effect
2 jump up and down saying its going way too fast
3 hold on to the bars really tight and start praying the doors will open this time
4 make a phone call to someone and tell them you love them and might not make it home
5 wait by the door impatiently and start mumbling
6 make your phone ring and ask "What do you mean they are going to cut the power in the city now!?"
7 pretend to fall on the ground and scream brace for impact!Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 jump up and down saying its going way too fast
3 hold on to the bars really tight and start praying the doors will open this time
4 make a phone call to someone and tell them you love them and might not make it home
5 wait by the door impatiently and start mumbling
6 make your phone ring and ask "What do you mean they are going to cut the power in the city now!?"
7 pretend to fall on the ground and scream brace for impact!Www@Enter-QA@Com
do the whole "you're on the phone" scenario and say crazy stuff!. i!.e!.: "well, i understand you're in love, and you wanna have the baby, but didn't you meet this guy last night!?", "We need to figure out better ways for letting out your anger!. This is what, the second person you've killed!?", "So, did the cops find you yet!? I hope not!. You realize, you'll get life for this!.", "Is the rabbit all ready for the sacrifice tonight!? I'll be there at midnight!?"
make sure to include things that are illegalWww@Enter-QA@Com
make sure to include things that are illegalWww@Enter-QA@Com
14!. Ask people what floor they're going to, and then press every button but theirs!.
15!. Stare at someone coldly until they ask what is wrong, and then say that they're standing on your imaginary friend!.
16!. Blow bubbles!.
17!. Tell knock-knock jokes!.
18!. Shove a whole bag of pop-rocks in your mouth, and then stick out your tongue so that passengers can hear and see the action!.
19!. Put a welcome mat by the doors, and then demand that everyone wipe their feet before entering!.
20!. Pretend to have a conversation on your phone about if your *** looks fat, hang up, and then proceed to ask everyone else if your *** looks fat!.
21!. Stick stink bombs in people's shopping bags, but make sure that they don't go off until the person is off the elevator!.
22!. Bring a notepad, and scribble furiously while looking at other people!. If they try to see what you're writing, pull away!.
23!. Give passengers coupons for a free ice cream, and then wink suggestively!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
15!. Stare at someone coldly until they ask what is wrong, and then say that they're standing on your imaginary friend!.
16!. Blow bubbles!.
17!. Tell knock-knock jokes!.
18!. Shove a whole bag of pop-rocks in your mouth, and then stick out your tongue so that passengers can hear and see the action!.
19!. Put a welcome mat by the doors, and then demand that everyone wipe their feet before entering!.
20!. Pretend to have a conversation on your phone about if your *** looks fat, hang up, and then proceed to ask everyone else if your *** looks fat!.
21!. Stick stink bombs in people's shopping bags, but make sure that they don't go off until the person is off the elevator!.
22!. Bring a notepad, and scribble furiously while looking at other people!. If they try to see what you're writing, pull away!.
23!. Give passengers coupons for a free ice cream, and then wink suggestively!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This REALLY happened!. This is why I don't play practical jokes anymore!.
I worked on the maintenance crew on my college campus!. I was told to replace the light bulb in the freight elevator that runs from the dish washing level in the basement up to the dining room
To replace the bulb, I had to climb up the trap door in the elevator!.
I didn't need to use my ladder because a cart full of clean dishes was in the elevator!. I just climbed up the rack through the trap door!.
Then the cute, I mean really cute, but little girl got on the elevator and closed the doors and pushed the button!.
Freight elevators move really really slow!.
She didn't know I was up there!.
I flickered the light by loosening the light bulb!.
Then I turned it off!.
I dropped my hand down like it was dead, and I turned the light on !. !. !. !. !. !. !. !. !. and off again!.
She screamed!.
I don't mean she just screamed, she screamed holy terror and wouldn't stop screaming!.
By the time we got to the dining room, everybody having lunch was crowded around the elevator door!.
Essentially, what I did was play a practical joke on ME!
I think I got the worse end of that practical joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I worked on the maintenance crew on my college campus!. I was told to replace the light bulb in the freight elevator that runs from the dish washing level in the basement up to the dining room
To replace the bulb, I had to climb up the trap door in the elevator!.
I didn't need to use my ladder because a cart full of clean dishes was in the elevator!. I just climbed up the rack through the trap door!.
Then the cute, I mean really cute, but little girl got on the elevator and closed the doors and pushed the button!.
Freight elevators move really really slow!.
She didn't know I was up there!.
I flickered the light by loosening the light bulb!.
Then I turned it off!.
I dropped my hand down like it was dead, and I turned the light on !. !. !. !. !. !. !. !. !. and off again!.
She screamed!.
I don't mean she just screamed, she screamed holy terror and wouldn't stop screaming!.
By the time we got to the dining room, everybody having lunch was crowded around the elevator door!.
Essentially, what I did was play a practical joke on ME!
I think I got the worse end of that practical joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
poop on their shoes while singing hammertime!. after you get to the part where you say "now stop!.!.!. hammertime" begin imitating a walrus mating ritual!. after about approximately 3o seconds you may stop only to ask the nearest person to go and find you a shrubbery and a herring!. if they do not deliver by the time you have reached your destination block the door with your body until you have sang free bird in its entirety complete with guitar solos which you will play on your air guitar!. good luck!. i hope this helps!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
act clausterphobic(sp!?) when it gets crowded!.
When theres only one person fart and dont stop saying they did it!.
Press all the buttons!.
Fall and don't move in between the doors!.
When it is crowded call a friend and tell him the cream isn't healing your rash!.
Insist Darth Maul will kill Darth Vader in episode 8!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When theres only one person fart and dont stop saying they did it!.
Press all the buttons!.
Fall and don't move in between the doors!.
When it is crowded call a friend and tell him the cream isn't healing your rash!.
Insist Darth Maul will kill Darth Vader in episode 8!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"did I hear a snapping sound"
Look up and say "what is that sound!?"
Can I share a secret with you "I am claustrophobic!."
"I really need to go to the bathroom!."
I think I feel something touching me (as your back is against the wall)!.
"Do I smell something burning!?"
"what is that creaking noise!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Look up and say "what is that sound!?"
Can I share a secret with you "I am claustrophobic!."
"I really need to go to the bathroom!."
I think I feel something touching me (as your back is against the wall)!.
"Do I smell something burning!?"
"what is that creaking noise!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. make racecar noises when someone pushes the buttons
2!. draw a sqaure where your standing and "this is my space go away!"
3!. when the elevators do down (descends) say, "chutes away!!!"
4!. open your purse or briefcase whatever and say "got enough room in there!?"
5!. give out nametags where yours upside down!.:)
There is more but im really tired sorry!Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. draw a sqaure where your standing and "this is my space go away!"
3!. when the elevators do down (descends) say, "chutes away!!!"
4!. open your purse or briefcase whatever and say "got enough room in there!?"
5!. give out nametags where yours upside down!.:)
There is more but im really tired sorry!Www@Enter-QA@Com
did they ever replace the faulty cable on this thing!?!.!.why does that sign say !.!.out of order!.!.yet we seem to be moving!?!.!.they are 10 people in here,but it says max load 8persons!?!.!.does anyone smell that,smells like plastic burning!.!.did the engineers fix the braking system on this elevator,!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Drop a pencil on the floor, and if someone tries to get it for you, start screaming that it's your pencil and you'll report them for stealing!. Guarantees they get off at the next floor!
LOL!. =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!. =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!.start screaming we gonna die we are all gonna die
2!.start sneezing on them
3!.talk on the fne saying yh its infectious dont worry tho i got a face mask for wen i see uWww@Enter-QA@Com
2!.start sneezing on them
3!.talk on the fne saying yh its infectious dont worry tho i got a face mask for wen i see uWww@Enter-QA@Com
Sit int he corner and meow everytime a knew person enters!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pretend you have just got a call and pretend its a friend asking you how to dispose of a bodyWww@Enter-QA@Com
take in a whoopee cushion all ready blow up and hidden ready for a victom!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha u could start making your own elevator musicWww@Enter-QA@Com
fartWww@Enter-QA@Com