HEY funny joke?!
Question: HEY funny joke!?
A blonde is on board a small two-seater plane when suddenly the pilot dies!. Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio!. "Mayday, Mayday! My pilot just died!" she screams!.
Ground control receives her call for help and answers back: "Don't worry, Madam!. I'll talk you down; just do as I say!. First I need you to give me your height and position!."
"I'm 5"2' and sitting in the front!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ground control receives her call for help and answers back: "Don't worry, Madam!. I'll talk you down; just do as I say!. First I need you to give me your height and position!."
"I'm 5"2' and sitting in the front!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
HAHAH your funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HEY!.!. funny joke!
are blondes really that stupid!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
are blondes really that stupid!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
i not blonde and i thought the same thing lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
i not blonde and i thought the same thing lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha, you should feel akin to the blondeWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats ok :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lets just put it this way, i didn't laugh!.
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wow!.!.!.funny!.!.!.!.love blonde jokes!
blonde version of who wants to be a millionare:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1, Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane!?
She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane!?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much!.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up!?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads!.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger!?
A: You can park in the handicap zone!.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up!?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear!.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks!?
A: It takes too long to retrain them!.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer!?
A: There's white-out on the screen!.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer!?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once!.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles!?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar!.
Q: Why do Blondes like the GST!? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax)
A: Because they can spell it!.
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant!?
A: "Are you sure it's mine!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
blonde version of who wants to be a millionare:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1, Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane!?
She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane!?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much!.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up!?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads!.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger!?
A: You can park in the handicap zone!.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up!?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear!.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks!?
A: It takes too long to retrain them!.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer!?
A: There's white-out on the screen!.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer!?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once!.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles!?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar!.
Q: Why do Blondes like the GST!? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax)
A: Because they can spell it!.
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant!?
A: "Are you sure it's mine!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com