"Mommy, my turtle is dead," Little Johnny sorrowfully told his mother,!


Question: "Mommy, my turtle is dead," Little Johnny sorrowfully told his mother,!?
holding the turtle out to her in his hand!.

The mother kissed him on the head, then said," That's all right, dear!. We'll wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, and have a nice burial ceremony in the back yard!. After that, we'll go out for an ice cream soda, and then get you a new pet!.!.!." Her voice trailed off as she noticed the turtle move!. "Little Johnny, you're turtle is not dead after all!."

"Oh," the disappointed Little Johnny said, "can I kill it!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
That was sooooo cute! It really made me laugh!
Good one!.!.!.!.thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com

A funny one!.

Here is a story of an innocent boy!.

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office!.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big!?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby!."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach!?"
She answered, "He sure is!."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby!?"
She said, "Oh, yes!. It's a real good baby!."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,

"Then why did you eat him!?"


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The turtle should have waited a bit longer, now there's going to b e something equal to the Texas Turtle Massacre!. I bet it involves high energy explosives!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

That naughty little Johnny wants his bottom smacking, just trying to get ice cream!

Thanks for the laugh though Hun,you always make me smile!. Thank you

Have a good weekend :-) xWww@Enter-QA@Com

Haha! LOL! He just want an ice cream soda!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LMAO!!! L!.O!.V!.E LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES!!
HILARIOUS AND AWESOME MATE!!
STAR FOR YAH!!
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Hahahaha nasty kid!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

that is sooo cuuutttteee :]Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahahahahahaha!!that is funny!thanks for the laugh! ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com

brilliant joke thanks for sharingWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha i love little johnny jokes they're the best hehe
heres a star *
storm!.!.!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com

funny, but cruel,Www@Enter-QA@Com

Omg haha!. That's funny!./
I love it!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol ha that was funny!.!.!. well can i kill it!? lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

rofl!.!.!.funny



Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going
to learn multi-syllable words, class!. Does anybody have an example of
a multi-syllable word!?"

Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, miss, me, me!"

Teacher says "All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable
word!?"

Little Johnny says "Mas-tur-bate!."

Teacher smiles and says "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful!."

Little Johnny says "No, miss, you're thinking of a *******!. I'm
talking about a ****!."


Little Johnny is in school one day and the teacher asked him to
use the words "bitter end" in a sentence!.

Little Johnny thought for a moment and said "The dog chased the
cat through the house and it bitter end!."


A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in
a
sentence!.

Molly said!. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the
animals!. It was fascinating!."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate"!.

Sally raised her hand!. She said, "My family went to the Statue of
Liberty
and I was fascinated!."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
’fascinate!.’"

Johnny raised his hand!. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted
for
his bad language!. She finally decided there was no way he could damage
the
word ’fascinate’, so she called on him!.

Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are
so
big, she can only fasten eight!."

The teacher fainted!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!!!


The teacher told the class that today they’d be guessing objects from physical description!. She said, "I will hold an object under my desk and physically describe it to you, and then class, you have to tell me what you think it is I have under my desk!." First the teacher said, "I have something long and yellow, what is it!?" Sally raises her hand and the teacher calls on her, "What do you think it is Sally!?" "It’s a banana", replied Sally!. "No, it’s a pencil" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think!." Next the teacher said, "I’m holding something round and red, what is it!?" Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, "What do you think it is Billy!?" "It’s a tomato" says Billy!. "No, it’s an apple" says the teacher, "but I like the way you think!." Little Johnny raises his hand so the teacher calls on him and says, "Yes Little Johnny!." "Well Ms!. Smith, I have one for you" says Little Johnny!. "Okay says the teacher!." "What’s round, hard, and has a head!?" replied Little Johnny!. "Oh no, Little Johnny that is not appropriate for school at all!." says the teacher!. "It’s a quarter" says Little Johnny, "but I like the way you think!."


Little Johnny was sitting in class one day!. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom!. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation!. The correct word you want to use is ’urinate!.’

Please use the word ’urinate’ in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go!."

Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You’re an eight, but if you had bigger ****, you’d be a ten!!!"


The teacher asks Little Johnny "Which body part goes to heaven first!?"

Little Johnny replies "The feet miss"

So the teacher says "Why the feet!?"

And Little Johnny says "Because when I go in my mummys bedroom at night she has her legs in the air shouting ’Oh my God I’m coming’"Www@Enter-QA@Com



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