Joke which of these is relevant for you?!
Question: Joke which of these is relevant for you!?
1!. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory!. I can't remember what I chose!.
2!. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!.
3!. A wife is a sex object!. Every time you ask for sex, she objects!.
4!. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings!.!.!.'
5!. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together!.
6!. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth!.
7!. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly!.
8!. Virginity can be cured!.
9!. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity!.
10!. Having sex is like playing bridge!. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand!.
11!. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small!.
12!. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy!.
13!. Q: What's an Australian kiss!? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!.
14!. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing!. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
15!. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life!? A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't!.
16!. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact !? A: Breasts don't have eyes!.
17!. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!.
3!. A wife is a sex object!. Every time you ask for sex, she objects!.
4!. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings!.!.!.'
5!. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together!.
6!. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth!.
7!. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly!.
8!. Virginity can be cured!.
9!. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity!.
10!. Having sex is like playing bridge!. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand!.
11!. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small!.
12!. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy!.
13!. Q: What's an Australian kiss!? A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!.
14!. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing!. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
15!. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life!? A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't!.
16!. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact !? A: Breasts don't have eyes!.
17!. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Well, I'm an Aussie so 13 I guess!.!.!.!.
And as a woman I have a bit of trouble with 16!Www@Enter-QA@Com
And as a woman I have a bit of trouble with 16!Www@Enter-QA@Com
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehhehe!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
a mix between 13&15!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
but its nt d sucking im complaining abtWww@Enter-QA@Com
a mix between 13&15!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
but its nt d sucking im complaining abtWww@Enter-QA@Com
All these dont even make senseWww@Enter-QA@Com
hehe :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO
they were great
ur so getting a star =D
storm!.!.!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com
they were great
ur so getting a star =D
storm!.!.!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com
oh my god!!! all of them were good!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com