This is true the names have been changed to protect the guilty. has anything lik!
Question: This is true the names have been changed to protect the guilty!. has anything like this ever happened to you!?
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house!. To get rid of his old
fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free
to good home!. You want it, you take it!.' For three days the fridge sat
there without even one person looking twice at it!. He eventually decided
that people were too un-trusting of this deal!. It looked to good to be
true, so he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50!.' The next
day someone stole it!.
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
shouted!.!.!.!.'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and
said!.!.!.'where!?!?!?'
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn
she got on her weekend drive to the shore!. She drove down in a
convertible, but 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was
moving'!.
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through
a seat belt if she gets trapped!. She keeps it in the trunk!.!.!.
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain!. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain
rip out every time she turned her head!?' I had to explain that a
person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way
the head is turned!.!.!.
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area!. So I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up!. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
professional and I was in good hands!. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your
plane arrived yet!?'!.!.!.
While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza
to go!. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like
it cut into 4 pieces or 6!. He thought about it for some time before
responding!. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough
to eat 6 pieces!.
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fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free
to good home!. You want it, you take it!.' For three days the fridge sat
there without even one person looking twice at it!. He eventually decided
that people were too un-trusting of this deal!. It looked to good to be
true, so he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50!.' The next
day someone stole it!.
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
shouted!.!.!.!.'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and
said!.!.!.'where!?!?!?'
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn
she got on her weekend drive to the shore!. She drove down in a
convertible, but 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was
moving'!.
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through
a seat belt if she gets trapped!. She keeps it in the trunk!.!.!.
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain!. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain
rip out every time she turned her head!?' I had to explain that a
person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way
the head is turned!.!.!.
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area!. So I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up!. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
professional and I was in good hands!. 'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your
plane arrived yet!?'!.!.!.
While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza
to go!. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like
it cut into 4 pieces or 6!. He thought about it for some time before
responding!. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough
to eat 6 pieces!.
And yes !.!.!. sadly!.!.!.its all trueWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Cool!? My friend once asked me what continent Australia was on!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol those are funny!. I feel stupid I had to test to see if my ear and nose were the same distance!. lol I had a moment!.
"Has your plane arrived yet!?" Haha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Has your plane arrived yet!?" Haha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao!.!.!.these were funny! :) Reminds me of the time my mom argued about my birthday day!.!.!.she she said it was in May!.!.!.it's in April!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehe :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
they are funny good lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Makes you wonder huh!
nice work conan :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice work conan :)Www@Enter-QA@Com