Joke Does this really happen to Dwarfs?!


Question: Joke Does this really happen to Dwarfs!?
Not to make anyone frown but i just got this and just like to hear a smile!.!. my other one bombed!.!.

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take
> them
> to their separate hotel rooms!.
> The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection!.
> His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he
> hears
> his little friend shouting out cries of 'Here I come again ONE,
> TWO,THREE!.!.!.UUH!' all night long!.
> In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, 'How did It go!?'
> The first mutters, 'It was so embarrassing!. I simply couldn't get an
> erection!.'
> The second dwarf shook his head!. 'You think that's embarrassing!? I
> couldn't
> even get on the bed!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
LOL, ROFL, LMAO!!! That's pretty comical actually!. Thanks for the laughter Kitty???Www@Enter-QA@Com

ahahahahahahahahahaha*gasp* hahahahaha
thats was friggin hilarious, the best joke i've heard all day lol
definately a star =]
storm!.!.!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ahahahahahaha! Cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha!.
thats funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHAAHAHA THAT WAS FUNNY BUT DISGUSTING ABOUT THE ERECTION PARTWww@Enter-QA@Com

I don;t find any humor in sterotypical "jokes"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Aw, that's cute!
You made me smile!.
Star!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hahaha so he was counting like one two three here i come!. THat is really funny but im not hatting on little people okWww@Enter-QA@Com

HaWww@Enter-QA@Com

Not the funniest joke I have heard but still a little funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

it made me chuckleWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha!.!.!.!.funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

thats a good one very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

that was GREAT!!!!!!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

TEHE! cute!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

that was great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

wow!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahaha!.!.!. far out!.!.!. that was awsome!.!.!. hilarious!.!.!.!. i'm still laughing!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

omg!.!.!.!.cute and funny

so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."

a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.!.!.

this guy tells the bartender"see that douche bag over there sitting by herself!.!.!.send her a drink and say its from me"!.!.The bartender says to him"hey!.!.!.if u wanna buy that lady a drink,show respect!.!.!.thats no way to talk to a lady"!. The guy says"I dont care what you say!.!.!.send the douche bag a drink!."So the bartender says"nevermind im not gonna agrue with you!." So the bartender goes up to the lady and says"See that guy sitting over there,he wants to buy you a drink!.What kind of drink would you like!?" So the lady says to the bartender"Sure ill have a vinegar and water,please and thanks!."


The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha



very funny


*sarcasm*Www@Enter-QA@Com



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