Joke. Have you ever fallen off the wagon?!
Question: Joke!. Have you ever fallen off the wagon!?
FALLING OFF THE WAGON
Late one Saturday night, after a long and difficult day of visiting hospitals, nursing homes and elderly members of the congregation, a Southern Baptist preacher was making his weary way home!. As he traveled the hilly, curving country road, he overtook a car!. The slow moving car was weaving from one side of the road to the other in a most disturbing manner!. Being familiar with most residents of the area he recognized the car as belonging to a member of his congregation!.
"Oh no," said the preacher to himself, "Frank Johnson has fallen off the wagon again!. The way that car is weaving, he must be really plastered!. I better pull up beside him and get him stopped before he hurts himself!."
Putting thought to action, the preacher pulled along side Frank's car just in time for the next swerve to run him off the road!. Over the shoulder, down a steep bank, the preacher's car rolled over twice and came to rest against a large pine tree!. Not completely senseless to the world, Frank stopped his car and staggered back to a point above the preacher's car!.
Fortunately, the preacher had been using a seat belt!. That and the relatively slow speed had prevented any serious injury!. When Frank saw someone struggling out of the wrecked car, he yelled, "Who the hell are you and what do you mean!?"
The preacher yelled back, "Frank Johnson, don't you dare talk to me like that!."
"My God preacher, that you!?", hollered Frank
"Yes Frank, it is, and I'll thank you not to take the Lord's name in vain!. It's already bad enough that you're drunk!.", exclaimed the preacher
"Are you OK preacher!?", questioned Frank
"Yes Frank, fortunately the Lord was with me!.", the preacher said!.
Frank replied,"You better let him ride with me!. The way you drive, you gonna kill him!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Late one Saturday night, after a long and difficult day of visiting hospitals, nursing homes and elderly members of the congregation, a Southern Baptist preacher was making his weary way home!. As he traveled the hilly, curving country road, he overtook a car!. The slow moving car was weaving from one side of the road to the other in a most disturbing manner!. Being familiar with most residents of the area he recognized the car as belonging to a member of his congregation!.
"Oh no," said the preacher to himself, "Frank Johnson has fallen off the wagon again!. The way that car is weaving, he must be really plastered!. I better pull up beside him and get him stopped before he hurts himself!."
Putting thought to action, the preacher pulled along side Frank's car just in time for the next swerve to run him off the road!. Over the shoulder, down a steep bank, the preacher's car rolled over twice and came to rest against a large pine tree!. Not completely senseless to the world, Frank stopped his car and staggered back to a point above the preacher's car!.
Fortunately, the preacher had been using a seat belt!. That and the relatively slow speed had prevented any serious injury!. When Frank saw someone struggling out of the wrecked car, he yelled, "Who the hell are you and what do you mean!?"
The preacher yelled back, "Frank Johnson, don't you dare talk to me like that!."
"My God preacher, that you!?", hollered Frank
"Yes Frank, it is, and I'll thank you not to take the Lord's name in vain!. It's already bad enough that you're drunk!.", exclaimed the preacher
"Are you OK preacher!?", questioned Frank
"Yes Frank, fortunately the Lord was with me!.", the preacher said!.
Frank replied,"You better let him ride with me!. The way you drive, you gonna kill him!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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that gave me a chuckle!.
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Is this the joke!? Or did you forget to write in the punch line!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wha!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I got it!.!.!.!.!.!. not funny at allWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.funny!.!.!.!.star!.!.!.!.hope u like these ones!.!.!.good laugh4 me!.!.!.hope these give u good laugh like i did
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He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."
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An 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."
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so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After to rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
o my god that so lame!.!.!.!.it was more like reading a short story than a joke!.!.!.!.describing every dam detail just throws me off!.keep it simple!Www@Enter-QA@Com
is this a joke or random words!?Www@Enter-QA@Com