Farming and mermaids? A long one?!


Question: Farming and mermaids!? A long one!?
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons!.

Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's only cow was lying dead in the field!. The situation looked hopeless to her -- how could she possibly continue to feed her family now!?

In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself!. When the husband awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in the head!.

Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the cow!), and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself!.

When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank!. She said, "I've seen all and know the reason for your despair!. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents and the cow to you!."

The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply unable to satisfy her again!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


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An 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical!.
A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm!.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you!?"
He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful!.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that!. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful!."


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The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."

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