Twice a day?!
Question: Twice a day!?
This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me!. I just can't stop having sex!"
"Well how often do you have it!?" the doctor asks!. "Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day", he answers back!.
"That's not so much", says the doctor!. "Yes, but thats not all!. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day," replies the man!.
"Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor!.
"Yes, but thats not all!. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day," says the man!.
"Well, that's definitely to much", says the doctor!.
"You've got to learn to take yourself in hand!."
"I do", says the man!.
"Twice a day!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Well how often do you have it!?" the doctor asks!. "Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day", he answers back!.
"That's not so much", says the doctor!. "Yes, but thats not all!. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day," replies the man!.
"Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor!.
"Yes, but thats not all!. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day," says the man!.
"Well, that's definitely to much", says the doctor!.
"You've got to learn to take yourself in hand!."
"I do", says the man!.
"Twice a day!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I will laugh at this joke, Twice a day! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
I will repeat this joke TWICE a day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehe, that guy needs to get help!. maybe he should see a psychiatrist TWICE a dayWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha that guy really needs a good bangingWww@Enter-QA@Com
that more than twice a day!.!.!. =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
good for sec!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!.
funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny one!.
Here is a good story to you!.
In a small town in the old country the Rabbi died!. His widow, the Rebbetzin, was so disconsolate that the people of the town decided that she ought to get married again!. But the town was so small that the only eligible bachelor was the town butcher!. The poor Rebbetzin was somewhat dismayed because she had been wed to a scholar, and the butcher had no great formal education!. However, she agreed and they were married!.
After the marriage Friday came!. They went to the Mikva!. Then home to prepare to light the candles!.
The butcher leaned over to her and said, "My mother told me that after the Mikva and before lighting he candles, it's a mitzvah to have sex!."
So they did!. She lit the candles!. He leaned over again and said, "My father told me that after lighting the candles it's good to have sex!."
So they did!. They went to bed after prayers to get ready for Shabbos!. When they awoke he said to her, "My grandmother said that before you go to the synagogue it's a mitzvah to have sex!." So they did!. After praying all day, they came home to rest, and again he whispers in her ear, "My grandfather says after praying it's a mitzvah to have sex!."
So they did!. On Sunday she goes out to shop for food and meets a friend who asks, "So how is the new husband!?"
She replies, "Well, he is no scholar, but he comes from a wonderful family!."
Hope you like it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here is a good story to you!.
In a small town in the old country the Rabbi died!. His widow, the Rebbetzin, was so disconsolate that the people of the town decided that she ought to get married again!. But the town was so small that the only eligible bachelor was the town butcher!. The poor Rebbetzin was somewhat dismayed because she had been wed to a scholar, and the butcher had no great formal education!. However, she agreed and they were married!.
After the marriage Friday came!. They went to the Mikva!. Then home to prepare to light the candles!.
The butcher leaned over to her and said, "My mother told me that after the Mikva and before lighting he candles, it's a mitzvah to have sex!."
So they did!. She lit the candles!. He leaned over again and said, "My father told me that after lighting the candles it's good to have sex!."
So they did!. They went to bed after prayers to get ready for Shabbos!. When they awoke he said to her, "My grandmother said that before you go to the synagogue it's a mitzvah to have sex!." So they did!. After praying all day, they came home to rest, and again he whispers in her ear, "My grandfather says after praying it's a mitzvah to have sex!."
So they did!. On Sunday she goes out to shop for food and meets a friend who asks, "So how is the new husband!?"
She replies, "Well, he is no scholar, but he comes from a wonderful family!."
Hope you like it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com