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Question: Ahahahahah Would you call this as the best joke ever!?
A little old lady calls 911!. When the operator answers she yells, "Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself!."
"What!?" the operator exclaimed!. "I said there is a damn Democrat on my front porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated!.
"Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat!?"
"Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be screwing somebody!"
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"What!?" the operator exclaimed!. "I said there is a damn Democrat on my front porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated!.
"Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat!?"
"Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be screwing somebody!"
GIMME A STAR!!if you liked it!.!.
ya can also add me to your contacts i post jokes everyday!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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