Three Men on a Hike: May I have some opinions on this joke?!
Question: Three Men on a Hike: May I have some opinions on this joke!?
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, Violent river Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:
God, please give me the strength to cross the river!.
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice!. After witnessing that the second man prayed: God,please give me the strength and the tools to cross the river!. Poof!! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once!. Seeing what hapened to the first two men the third man prayed: God please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence co cross the river
Poof! He was turned into a woman!. She checked the map hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge!. If at first you don;t succeed do it the way your wife told you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
God, please give me the strength to cross the river!.
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice!. After witnessing that the second man prayed: God,please give me the strength and the tools to cross the river!. Poof!! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once!. Seeing what hapened to the first two men the third man prayed: God please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence co cross the river
Poof! He was turned into a woman!. She checked the map hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge!. If at first you don;t succeed do it the way your wife told you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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hehehehehe thats a good one
u'll get a star =]
storm!.!.!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com
u'll get a star =]
storm!.!.!.xWww@Enter-QA@Com
Reminds me on a moving job when I wanted to stop to ask for directions the guys said no were wasting time we went the wrong way for about 20 minutes which meant that we had driven the wrong way for 40 minutes then had to come back for another 30 minutes!. It could have taken us 30 but ended taking a little over an hour!. They wished that for the 1st time I have stop for coffee aganst since they want to save time not stopping I don't blame them because stopping for coffee is a waste of travelling time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A women that knows how to read a map!!! Now that's funny!.
If this joke were truly accurate the wives wouldn't have let them go in the first place and would have insisted the men take them shopping and come back and worship Oprah!.
But from a woman's point of view I guess it could be funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
If this joke were truly accurate the wives wouldn't have let them go in the first place and would have insisted the men take them shopping and come back and worship Oprah!.
But from a woman's point of view I guess it could be funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's not the worst joke I've read today and that says a lot about how bad some of the jokes I've read today were!. But I give you credit if you made this joke up for this joke has a lot of promise!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent joke, only a woman will appreciate it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha, that was very funny!. Did you make that up!? Ha, you just made my day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Thats great! LOVE IT!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha!.!.!.i thought it was pretty funny!.!.!.i love it!.!.!.have a star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was really cute, Thanks!Www@Enter-QA@Com
CuteWww@Enter-QA@Com
I love it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA
good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
it was kind of funny not the funniest thing ive ever read or heard but still funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I loved it!. Gotta show that one to my husband!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehehehe This is funny!! I haven't heard that one before!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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