Lots of Little Johnny Jokes?!
Question: Lots of Little Johnny Jokes!?
Okay, so i was looking up jokes on Yahoo! and i found a lot of little Johnny Jokes!
little johnny was talking to his teacher about whales!.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a human
because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very
small!.
Then little johnny stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale!.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it
was physically impossible!.
little johnny said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah"!.
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell!?"
little johnny replied, "Then you ask him"!.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children
while they
were drawing!. She would occasionally walk around to see each
child's work!.
As she got to little johnny who was working diligently, she
asked what the
drawing was!.
little johnny replied, "I'm drawing God!."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks likeWww@Enter-QA@Com
little johnny was talking to his teacher about whales!.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a human
because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very
small!.
Then little johnny stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale!.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a
human; it
was physically impossible!.
little johnny said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah"!.
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell!?"
little johnny replied, "Then you ask him"!.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children
while they
were drawing!. She would occasionally walk around to see each
child's work!.
As she got to little johnny who was working diligently, she
asked what the
drawing was!.
little johnny replied, "I'm drawing God!."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks likeWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
rofl!.!.!.good ones
A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in
a
sentence!.
Molly said!. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the
animals!. It was fascinating!."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate"!.
Sally raised her hand!. She said, "My family went to the Statue of
Liberty
and I was fascinated!."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
’fascinate!.’"
Johnny raised his hand!. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted
for
his bad language!. She finally decided there was no way he could damage
the
word ’fascinate’, so she called on him!.
Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are
so
big, she can only fasten eight!."
The teacher fainted!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!!!
The teacher told the class that today they’d be guessing objects from physical description!. She said, "I will hold an object under my desk and physically describe it to you, and then class, you have to tell me what you think it is I have under my desk!." First the teacher said, "I have something long and yellow, what is it!?" Sally raises her hand and the teacher calls on her, "What do you think it is Sally!?" "It’s a banana", replied Sally!. "No, it’s a pencil" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think!." Next the teacher said, "I’m holding something round and red, what is it!?" Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, "What do you think it is Billy!?" "It’s a tomato" says Billy!. "No, it’s an apple" says the teacher, "but I like the way you think!." Little Johnny raises his hand so the teacher calls on him and says, "Yes Little Johnny!." "Well Ms!. Smith, I have one for you" says Little Johnny!. "Okay says the teacher!." "What’s round, hard, and has a head!?" replied Little Johnny!. "Oh no, Little Johnny that is not appropriate for school at all!." says the teacher!. "It’s a quarter" says Little Johnny, "but I like the way you think!."
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day!. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom!. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"
The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation!. The correct word you want to use is ’urinate!.’
Please use the word ’urinate’ in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go!."
Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You’re an eight, but if you had bigger ****, you’d be a ten!!!"
Multi-Syllabic
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going
to learn multi-syllable words, class!. Does anybody have an example of
a multi-syllable word!?"
Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, miss, me, me!"
Teacher says "All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable
word!?"
Little Johnny says "Mas-tur-bate!."
Teacher smiles and says "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful!."
Little Johnny says "No, miss, you're thinking of a *******!. I'm
talking about a ****!."
Little Johnny is in school one day and the teacher asked him to
use the words "bitter end" in a sentence!.
Little Johnny thought for a moment and said "The dog chased the
cat through the house and it bitter end!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in
a
sentence!.
Molly said!. "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the
animals!. It was fascinating!."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate"!.
Sally raised her hand!. She said, "My family went to the Statue of
Liberty
and I was fascinated!."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
’fascinate!.’"
Johnny raised his hand!. The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted
for
his bad language!. She finally decided there was no way he could damage
the
word ’fascinate’, so she called on him!.
Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are
so
big, she can only fasten eight!."
The teacher fainted!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!!!
The teacher told the class that today they’d be guessing objects from physical description!. She said, "I will hold an object under my desk and physically describe it to you, and then class, you have to tell me what you think it is I have under my desk!." First the teacher said, "I have something long and yellow, what is it!?" Sally raises her hand and the teacher calls on her, "What do you think it is Sally!?" "It’s a banana", replied Sally!. "No, it’s a pencil" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think!." Next the teacher said, "I’m holding something round and red, what is it!?" Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, "What do you think it is Billy!?" "It’s a tomato" says Billy!. "No, it’s an apple" says the teacher, "but I like the way you think!." Little Johnny raises his hand so the teacher calls on him and says, "Yes Little Johnny!." "Well Ms!. Smith, I have one for you" says Little Johnny!. "Okay says the teacher!." "What’s round, hard, and has a head!?" replied Little Johnny!. "Oh no, Little Johnny that is not appropriate for school at all!." says the teacher!. "It’s a quarter" says Little Johnny, "but I like the way you think!."
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day!. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom!. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"
The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation!. The correct word you want to use is ’urinate!.’
Please use the word ’urinate’ in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go!."
Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You’re an eight, but if you had bigger ****, you’d be a ten!!!"
Multi-Syllabic
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going
to learn multi-syllable words, class!. Does anybody have an example of
a multi-syllable word!?"
Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, miss, me, me!"
Teacher says "All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable
word!?"
Little Johnny says "Mas-tur-bate!."
Teacher smiles and says "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful!."
Little Johnny says "No, miss, you're thinking of a *******!. I'm
talking about a ****!."
Little Johnny is in school one day and the teacher asked him to
use the words "bitter end" in a sentence!.
Little Johnny thought for a moment and said "The dog chased the
cat through the house and it bitter end!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!.!.!.
i love them all!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i love them all!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHA
I like the Jonas one very much
LOL at "she's dead"
and the last one is VERY CUTE!
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LOL HAHAHAHA
ROFLMAO AT the add on by the poster above!
WAY TOO FUNNY
i like the way you think!
hAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like the Jonas one very much
LOL at "she's dead"
and the last one is VERY CUTE!
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LOL HAHAHAHA
ROFLMAO AT the add on by the poster above!
WAY TOO FUNNY
i like the way you think!
hAHAHAWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol these r relliii gunynyyWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha i love little johnnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL
GOOD ONESWww@Enter-QA@Com
GOOD ONESWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol good ones :) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow, thanks!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i like the last oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
coolWww@Enter-QA@Com
dum:(Www@Enter-QA@Com
have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol theyr'e good but next time could u make it hshorter plz took me like 5 min to readWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's awesome
i am all time little johnny's fan
star for uWww@Enter-QA@Com
i am all time little johnny's fan
star for uWww@Enter-QA@Com