"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed......?!
Question: "Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said!. "I'm a professional!. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient!."
"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen!. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery!.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor!. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure!.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor!. "I really am!. I don't know what came over me!. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again!.
Now!.!.!.what seems to be the problem!?"
"It's swollen," Ed replied!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen!. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery!.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor!. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure!.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor!. "I really am!. I don't know what came over me!. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again!.
Now!.!.!.what seems to be the problem!?"
"It's swollen," Ed replied!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I am an ER nurse!. Just told everyone at work!. We are all LOL!! You get a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
you telling them about me again
well i am sorry it was swollen and was really sore and painful
now i am having tests for STDs as they are called nowadays
we used to call it the pox
but hey this is no poxy joke
it is a brilliant oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
well i am sorry it was swollen and was really sore and painful
now i am having tests for STDs as they are called nowadays
we used to call it the pox
but hey this is no poxy joke
it is a brilliant oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
How come it′s all members of the female sex who have answered this!. Because the thought of an AAA size is terrifying for the male gender!.
Still it′s very funny!! A very small star for U!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Still it′s very funny!! A very small star for U!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bullseye!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day better!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!!.!.!.funny!.!.!.still wiping my tears from laughing so hardWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day better!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!!.!.!.funny!.!.!.still wiping my tears from laughing so hardWww@Enter-QA@Com
i don't know which would be worse!.!.!.!.this guy with his AAA battery size!.!.!.!.or a woman with a size of the grand canyon!.!.!.!.!.!.there seems to be more of them around!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.seamanab xWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ha ha ha!. You get a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Aww bless the little guy's penis!! =] HaHa That's soo funny =PWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious!! I loved it! Thanks for the laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!!! hahaha thats great@!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
hehehe!!
lol-that was cute!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol-that was cute!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao!.!.!.very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol too funny! Have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol star 4 youWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was so sweetWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!.!. that was good!.!. star for you!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Iiiiiiiiiiii Like it!. Too funny, nice to see a new joke!. have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was great, it made me laguh no doubt!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that would be a HARD one to followWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha !.!.!. very good jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com