Blonde in the chemist.......?!


Question: Blonde in the chemist!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant!.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have!.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more!.

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "We don't have any!."

"But, I always buy it here," says the blonde!.

"Do you have the container that it came in!?" asks the pharmacist!.

"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it!."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of under arm deodorant!."

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container:

"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
rofl!.!.!.good one


Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane!?
She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much


These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.



They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.

why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet


Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.



Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet


how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane!?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much!.

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up!?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads!.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger!?
A: You can park in the handicap zone!.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up!?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear!.

Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks!?
A: It takes too long to retrain them!.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer!?
A: There's white-out on the screen!.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer!?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once!.




Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles!?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar!.

Q: Why do Blondes like the GST!? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax)
A: Because they can spell it!.

Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant!?
A: "Are you sure it's mine!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

lovely

A blonde guy goes into chemist and say to the pharmacist

could I have some deodorant please

BALL TYPE the pharmacist says

NO it's for under my armsWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol,
heres one 4 ya!.!.!.!.!.
a naked man turns to his wife and says "why do i get a hard on every time i look at myself in the mirror!?"
wife replies "probably because youre a c**t!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

That was funny Melly
but telling jokes wont get you
a sun tan

but it will get you a star

best wishesWww@Enter-QA@Com

That is horribly funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha i like this one =]

pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

That was funeeeeeeeeeeeee Thanks for the laughWww@Enter-QA@Com

omg!!! that's distgusting!! but kinda funny!! it makes blondes look really stupid!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

No, not really!.

And I heard the watermelon joke in 1954!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

THATS!.!.!.!.why i love blonds!.!.!.!.!.!.!.seamanab xWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol too funny! Have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com

ugh thats gross and funny lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

oooooooooo ur badWww@Enter-QA@Com

Now that is one I haven't heard before!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

This made me laugh, as it brought back memories!. Both of the following are true!.

The first was when I was in hospital for renal colic, which is very painful!. The doctor tried pain-killing injections but they were ineffective!. He then gave me a suppository and told me to go to the bathroom to use it!. When I came out, I said, "For all the good it's done, I might as well have shoved it up my bottom!" He did not laugh!. I suspect he had heard it before!.

The second memory is of an old Rowan Atkinson and and Mel Smith sketch - 'The Swedish Chemist's Shop'!. It is in the same vein as your joke and so I hope you like the description!.

The sketch was performed in a 'mock' Swedish accent and the joke depended upon pronunciation of the word 'aerosol'!. I think that you can guess the rest!

Rowan Atkinson goes into the shop and asks the chemist, "I would like some deodorant, please!."

Mel Smith, as the chemist, replies,"Yes, sir!. Ball or aerosol!?" (Keep thinking 'Swedish' accent!)

Rowan replies, "No!. I want it for my armpits!."

Thanks for the memory!Www@Enter-QA@Com

this sis pretty funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.a black, mexican, and a white all get released from prison at the same time!. They are walking along this old farm road while the sun is going down!. They see a road sign saying there is 100 more miles to the nearest town!. Suddenly, a farmer pulls up in his truck, and asks them if they need a lift!. They told the farmer that they need to get to the nearest town!. The farmer tells him that is is too late to get to the next town, and that they could stay in his barn for the night, under one condition, that they don't bother his daughter who lives upstairs in the loft!. They said sure, and the farmer took them home!. After they get all settled in, and trying to fall asleep, the black guy can't take it anymore, and he walks upstairs to see what she looked like!. The door was slightly open, and when he pushed it further, there lied a beautiful woman completely naked, telling him to hop in the bed!. He does his business, and sneeks back downstairs!. The mexican, hearing everything, then sneeks upstairs to see if he could get some!. The lady takes care of him, and goes back downstairs!. The white guy smells her from a mile away, and he goes next!. The next morning, they all wake up to a shotgun in their face by the farmer!. He tells them that they screwed up messing with his daughter, and that they were going to pay for it!. He makes them go out and pick a fruit or vegetable, as much as they can, and bring it back!. So, the white guy goes out and picks a bunch of grapes!. The farmer tells him to pull down his pants, so he does, and the farmer starts shoving those grapes up his butt!. The white guy is screaming, and runs off into the woods!. The mexican comes back with a gang of tomatoes!. The farmer makes him pull his pants down, and starts shoving those tomatoes up his butt!. The mexican screams at first, then starts busting up laughing!.!.!.!.!.the farmer, confused on why the mexican was laughing asked him, "this is supposed to be hurting you!.!.!.", and the mexican replies, "I know, senior, but that black guy is picking watermelons!"Www@Enter-QA@Com



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