Cats verses Dogs Excerpts from Thier Diarys funny or not?!
Question: Cats verses Dogs Excerpts from Thier Diarys funny or not!?
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary!.!.!.
8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favourite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favourite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat's Diary…
Day 983 of my captivity!.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects!.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets!. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength!.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape!. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet!.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet!. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of!. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am!. Bastards!.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight!. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event!. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food!. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies!." I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage!.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking!. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs!.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches!. The dog receives special privileges!. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return!. He is obviously retarded!.
The bird has got to be an informant!. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly!. I am certain that he reports my every move!. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe!. For now!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favourite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favourite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat's Diary…
Day 983 of my captivity!.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects!.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets!. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength!.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape!. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet!.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet!. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of!. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am!. Bastards!.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight!. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event!. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food!. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies!." I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage!.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking!. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs!.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches!. The dog receives special privileges!. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return!. He is obviously retarded!.
The bird has got to be an informant!. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly!. I am certain that he reports my every move!. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe!. For now!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Wow!.!.!.!.!.interesting and funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.did u get permission from cat and dog before going through their diaries!.!.lol!.bad manners!.!.!.and they can sue you !.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Well done!.
I thought that was hilarious!.
I often wondered what our pets really thought!.
That poor cat!.
Makes me realise that I'm glad I'm not a cat, eh!.
Thanks for the enlightenment!.
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I thought that was hilarious!.
I often wondered what our pets really thought!.
That poor cat!.
Makes me realise that I'm glad I'm not a cat, eh!.
Thanks for the enlightenment!.
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HilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
Insightful!.!.!. LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
That about summarised it, lol!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers Chris!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That about summarised it, lol!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers Chris!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
unnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
i love the cat's entry!. :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha, it's all true!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol too funny! Have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
no more cats in my house!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
how clever!.!.!.
this should almost be part of a movie or summit, like garfield!.!.etc!.!.
tis very good Chris!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this should almost be part of a movie or summit, like garfield!.!.etc!.!.
tis very good Chris!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's pretty good manWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is awesome!. I'm gonna go email this to people!.Www@Enter-QA@Com