I heard this joke last night! It's proper cheeky!?!
Question: I heard this joke last night! It's proper cheeky!!?
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A guy walks into a bar and there's a poster on the wall;
"￡50,000 prize! Ask barstaff for details"
So the guys goes up to the barmaid and enquires about the poster!. The barmaid says,
"It's quite simple, You get to keep the money if you can complete three tasks, 1- You have do drink an entire bottle of tobasco sauce without crying!. 2 - There's a really wild vicous dog out the back with a gammy tooth, you have to pull out the tooth without hurting the dog" 3- There's an old woman upstairs on her death bed, she's never had an orgasm, you have to go up there and give her the best ride of her life"
The guy thinks about it and says, no thanks love, I'll have a pint though!.
After a few pints the guy is pretty sloshed and thinks he'll try his luck!.
The barmaid gives him the tobasco sauce and he downs it!. He just manages to hold back the tears!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A guy walks into a bar and there's a poster on the wall;
"￡50,000 prize! Ask barstaff for details"
So the guys goes up to the barmaid and enquires about the poster!. The barmaid says,
"It's quite simple, You get to keep the money if you can complete three tasks, 1- You have do drink an entire bottle of tobasco sauce without crying!. 2 - There's a really wild vicous dog out the back with a gammy tooth, you have to pull out the tooth without hurting the dog" 3- There's an old woman upstairs on her death bed, she's never had an orgasm, you have to go up there and give her the best ride of her life"
The guy thinks about it and says, no thanks love, I'll have a pint though!.
After a few pints the guy is pretty sloshed and thinks he'll try his luck!.
The barmaid gives him the tobasco sauce and he downs it!. He just manages to hold back the tears!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahaha hilarious!.
that one is goin in the books lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
that one is goin in the books lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Nice joke!.!.!.I love it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG ! He should`ve done it while he was sober !.Www@Enter-QA@Com