Joke..Should the son get his momma?!
Question: Joke!.!.Should the son get his momma!?
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and
> they were in a mall for the first time in their lives!. The
> father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped!.
> They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but
> especially by two shiny, metal walls that could move apart
> and then slide back together again!.
>
> The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at!?'
>
> The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
> 'Son, I dunno!. I ain't never seen nuthin' like
> that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what
> it is!.
>
> While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
> a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving
> walls and pressed a button!. The walls opened and the lady
> rolled between them into a small room!. The walls closed and
> the boy and his father watched in amazement as the small
> circular numbers above the walls lit up sequentially!. They
> continued to watch until it reached the last number and
> then the numbers began to light in the reverse order!. The
> walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24
> year-old blonde woman stepped out!.
>
> The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
> quietly to his son!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
>
> 'Boy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.go gitcha
> Momma!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
> they were in a mall for the first time in their lives!. The
> father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped!.
> They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but
> especially by two shiny, metal walls that could move apart
> and then slide back together again!.
>
> The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at!?'
>
> The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
> 'Son, I dunno!. I ain't never seen nuthin' like
> that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what
> it is!.
>
> While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
> a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving
> walls and pressed a button!. The walls opened and the lady
> rolled between them into a small room!. The walls closed and
> the boy and his father watched in amazement as the small
> circular numbers above the walls lit up sequentially!. They
> continued to watch until it reached the last number and
> then the numbers began to light in the reverse order!. The
> walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24
> year-old blonde woman stepped out!.
>
> The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
> quietly to his son!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
>
> 'Boy!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.go gitcha
> Momma!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
that was a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL * 4 U HALARIOUS!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love this one every time I read it! Being from the south I love redneck jokes, I gotta tell you they are more fun to watch!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
ahahaha, so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha nice one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!! hahaha thats really good!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LAUGH OUT LOUD =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol starWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!. good one! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com