What's the funniest text you've ever received?!


Question: What's the funniest text you've ever received!?
Answers:
My husband got this one

'Aliens are abducting men with huge willies!. You'll be fine, but I'm just texting to say goodbye!.!.!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com

Mine was nearly the same as Maddie's but they sent:

In 2012 the Government are killing all retards in order to make the country look smarter in time for the Olympics, and they are offering a £1,000 reward for each retard brought to them dead or alive!.!.!.

WHERE THE F**K ARE YOU REMY!?!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i got one the other day it says



Hey!.!.!.!.Just wanted to know, do u wanna have se x later on!? xxx

Then if u dont scroll down u think hmmmm do i !?


Lol and if u scroll down it says send this to the people u think wants a quick one!.

Lol i didnt fall for it though


AND

another bloody hilarious one was!.!.well my mate has unlimited texts on his contract, and he spammed my mate like 300 texts, saying CAKE


She went mad lmao then i laughed and i was in the **** loolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Two prostitutes are standing in the red light districton a Saturday night!. One asks ' Have you ever benn picked up by the fuzz !? '
The other replys ' No, but I've been swung around by the t!ts'

I've got loads of these funnies!.

I got this one the other day aswell!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.

''I heard that you stopped a young girl from getting molested last night!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.''









''You stayed in ''

I hope I gave you a laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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now read this backwords or put it in front of a mirror and read it"Www@Enter-QA@Com

"hi dont panic, but im in hospital!. i poisoned myself!.!.!.i ate what i thought was an onion but it was actually a daffodil bulb!. Doctors say i should be out in the spring"

only cos i actually believed it until i reached the endWww@Enter-QA@Com

it was a forward but really funny
A boy asked"Granny have you seen my pills They are marked LSD!." Granny answers "screw the pills have you seen the dragons in the kitchen!?!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

May the fleas of 1000 camels infest the crotch of the person that ruined your day & May their arms be too short to scratch!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

"In 2009 the government is going to kill all retarded people to save money!. I cried when I thought of you, run little buddy,run!!"

LOL I just got that one today =]Www@Enter-QA@Com

from an old friend

"THERES A SPIDER AT THE END OF MY BED AND IT KNEW I KILLED ITS MOTHER AND ITS COMING TO GET ME!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

my friend spams "that wat she said"Www@Enter-QA@Com

ouch!!!!
ive been bummed!Www@Enter-QA@Com



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