Football.....?!

An old married couple no sooner hits the pillows when
the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points!."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that!?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football!."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie
score!."

After about five minutes the old man lets another one
go and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7!."

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and
says, "Touchdown, tie score!." Five seconds go by
and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field
Goal, I lead 17 to 14!."

Now the pressure is on the old man!. He refuses to get
beat by a woman, so he strains real hard!. Since defeat
is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's
got, and accidentally craps in the bed!.

The wife says "What the hell was that!?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

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