Wont police leave people enjoy thier privacy?!
Question: Wont police leave people enjoy thier privacy!?
The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act!. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it!. He couldn't do it in his office!. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open!. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe!.
Finally, he realized his solution!. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway!. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck!. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate!.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover!. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants!. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What!?" He heard, "This is the police!. What's going on down there!?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Finally, he realized his solution!. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway!. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck!. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate!.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover!. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants!. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What!?" He heard, "This is the police!. What's going on down there!?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Holy Schitt that was hilarious rotflmfao
hahahahhahahohohohohohohhehehehehehehe!.!.!.
I havn't seen that one here before!. It's nice to see a new joke
You really got me on the punch line, didn't see that cuming at all!.
You might be a redneck if: you jack*** under your truck!. LOL
A definite 10/10 and a star for you!!!!
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hahahahhahahohohohohohohhehehehehehehe!.!.!.
I havn't seen that one here before!. It's nice to see a new joke
You really got me on the punch line, didn't see that cuming at all!.
You might be a redneck if: you jack*** under your truck!. LOL
A definite 10/10 and a star for you!!!!
OBTW if you want your joke uninterupted by posting more in another detail, write it in a word processor first then copy and paste it into the first detail box when you ask the question!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!!.!.!.funny!.!.!.still wiping my tears from laughing so hardWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!!.!.!.funny!.!.!.still wiping my tears from laughing so hardWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol I bet he felt exposed!. Lol I am really laughing out loud!. that was so funny!. lol!. hehehe ROFLMFAO! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
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oh crap!!!!!!!!!! that would suck! i think id throw up from embarrassment!Www@Enter-QA@Com