Why did she do it....My wife and i were sitting in the living room?!
Question: Why did she do it!.!.!.!.My wife and i were sitting in the living room!?
and i said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle!. If that ever happens, just pull the plug!."
My wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of my beer!.
the joke!.!.!.
Bruce came home late one night and Sheila says "Where in the hell have you been!?" He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo!." "A tattoo!?" she frowned!. "What kind of tattoo did you get!?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my member," he said proudly!. "What the hell were you thinking!?" she said, shaking her head in disdain; "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his member!?" "Well, for one; I like to watch my money grow, and two; once in a while I like to play with my money, three; I like how money feels in my hand and lastly; instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you wantWww@Enter-QA@Com
My wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of my beer!.
the joke!.!.!.
Bruce came home late one night and Sheila says "Where in the hell have you been!?" He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo!." "A tattoo!?" she frowned!. "What kind of tattoo did you get!?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my member," he said proudly!. "What the hell were you thinking!?" she said, shaking her head in disdain; "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his member!?" "Well, for one; I like to watch my money grow, and two; once in a while I like to play with my money, three; I like how money feels in my hand and lastly; instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you wantWww@Enter-QA@Com
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HaHaHaHa First laugh of the morning for me, thanks!. Loved both of them!. I usually don't like accountants, but this ones over the top! Keep'em coming Conan!. star uWww@Enter-QA@Com
#1 not so funny, But its a crying shame more women don't have the courage to do what that wife did, and relieve their men from that shocking state!.
#2 I like the way he thinks, I wish my partner was like that, I would love to blow that type of money whenever I wanted to!. Tickle tickle nudge nudge say no more!.
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#2 I like the way he thinks, I wish my partner was like that, I would love to blow that type of money whenever I wanted to!. Tickle tickle nudge nudge say no more!.
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ahhahahaahaha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! great joke =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i like the first one, but the second one is off!.Www@Enter-QA@Com