Do you have an "egg timer" ??!
Question: Do you have an "egg timer" !?!?
A woman is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast!.
Her husband walks in!.
She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me, this very moment!."
His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day!." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives her his all, right there on the kitchen table!. Afterwards she says, "Thanks!."
Then she returns to the stove!.
Puzzled at her casual demeanor after such an unusual event, he asks, "What was that all about!?"
She explains; "The egg timer's broken!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Her husband walks in!.
She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me, this very moment!."
His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day!." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives her his all, right there on the kitchen table!. Afterwards she says, "Thanks!."
Then she returns to the stove!.
Puzzled at her casual demeanor after such an unusual event, he asks, "What was that all about!?"
She explains; "The egg timer's broken!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Sadly enough!.!.!.
I understand!.!.!.
Peace!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I understand!.!.!.
Peace!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ah Ha you like eggs!?
So you think your life is bad!. Just think how bad the life of the egg is!.!.!.
You only get laid once!
You only get eaten once!
It takes 4 minutes to get hard
2 minutes to get soft
You have to share a box with 11 other guys
And the only chick who ever sat on your face was your mother!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So you think your life is bad!. Just think how bad the life of the egg is!.!.!.
You only get laid once!
You only get eaten once!
It takes 4 minutes to get hard
2 minutes to get soft
You have to share a box with 11 other guys
And the only chick who ever sat on your face was your mother!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!
? "Rock 'em, roll 'em all night long, I'm the 60 minute man!" ?
;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
? "Rock 'em, roll 'em all night long, I'm the 60 minute man!" ?
;-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHA pretty good!. Do you have to add more cooking time if you add more eggs!? If so, you better stock-up if I'm around!. Grrrrrrrrrrrr!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROFLMAO ! LOL !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha I dont have one I like that idea better thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hi it OK Clo!.thank you and have a nice day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha,ha,ha!.!.!.another good one!.!.!.okay your right you are making people laugh this morning!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com