POLISH DIVORCE lmao?!
Question: POLISH DIVORCE lmao!?
Polish divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl!. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him!.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
L: Have you any grounds!?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home!.
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case!?
P: It made of concrete!.
L: I don't think you understand!. Does either of you have a real grudge!?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one!.
L: I mean!. What are your relations like!?
P: All my relations still in Poland
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage!?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player!.
L: Does your wife beat you up!?
P: No, I always up before her!.
L: Is your wife a ******!?
P: No, she white!.
L: Why do you want this divorce!?
P: She going to kill me!.
L: What makes you think that!?
P: I got proof!.
L: What kind of proof!?
P: She going to poison me!. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom!. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'Www@Enter-QA@Com
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl!. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him!.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
L: Have you any grounds!?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home!.
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case!?
P: It made of concrete!.
L: I don't think you understand!. Does either of you have a real grudge!?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one!.
L: I mean!. What are your relations like!?
P: All my relations still in Poland
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage!?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player!.
L: Does your wife beat you up!?
P: No, I always up before her!.
L: Is your wife a ******!?
P: No, she white!.
L: Why do you want this divorce!?
P: She going to kill me!.
L: What makes you think that!?
P: I got proof!.
L: What kind of proof!?
P: She going to poison me!. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom!. I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I shouldn't laugh, but I am!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ahahahahaha ! did NOT expect that , ahahahhaWww@Enter-QA@Com
It is funny! However, I already heard that before!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!!.!.!.funny!.!.!.still wiping my tears from laughing so hardWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!!.!.!.funny!.!.!.still wiping my tears from laughing so hardWww@Enter-QA@Com
I really like this one!! It's hilarious, thanks for the laugh!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I mean this in the kindest possible way: Did you take your meds this morning!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL that's soo funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
cute! thanks for the laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
PMSL!
Very Funny!
have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very Funny!
have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol, have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL~! Omg that's hilarious xD uggh!. if i could remember this i'd soooo tell all my friends!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
poor polish man!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!.!.!.my polish friend is going to kill me when I tell him this!.!.!.but it is sooooo FUNNY!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com