A man rushes into a pub...?!
Question: A man rushes into a pub!.!.!.!?
!.!.!. runs up to the bar, slaps down a five pound note, and says "I'll have a pint of lager, but I need the toilet, it's an emergency"!.
The barman points him in the direction of the toilets, pours him a pint, and leaves it on the bar with the guy's change!.
The guy returns 5 minutes later to find his cold pint waiting!. "Sorry about that" he says to the barman "but my doctor has me on some special salts that play havoc with my insides!."
"No worries!." says the barman!.
5 minutes later, another customer heads into the gents but bursts out again immediately, coughing and gagging trying not to vomit!. He heads to the bar and tells the barman "Those toilets are disgusting!"!.
The barman heads into the gents and is horrified to see sh!t sprayed up the walls and over the ceiling, covering everything!.
He heads back to the first guy who went in and says "Did you make that god-awful mess!?"
"I did, but I told you, it's these salts the doctor has me on!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The barman points him in the direction of the toilets, pours him a pint, and leaves it on the bar with the guy's change!.
The guy returns 5 minutes later to find his cold pint waiting!. "Sorry about that" he says to the barman "but my doctor has me on some special salts that play havoc with my insides!."
"No worries!." says the barman!.
5 minutes later, another customer heads into the gents but bursts out again immediately, coughing and gagging trying not to vomit!. He heads to the bar and tells the barman "Those toilets are disgusting!"!.
The barman heads into the gents and is horrified to see sh!t sprayed up the walls and over the ceiling, covering everything!.
He heads back to the first guy who went in and says "Did you make that god-awful mess!?"
"I did, but I told you, it's these salts the doctor has me on!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
thats a good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Took an awfully long time to get to an awfully poor punchline!. You could've just said:
Two blokes in a pub, one goes to the toilet and comes back, the other goes in, sees **** sprayed everywhere, asks his mate if he did it, to which his mate replies:
"yeah it's these salts the Dr has me on"
"what salts!?", says his mate,
"someraults"!.
Doesn't make it any funnier but it reduces the let-down when you deliver the crap punchline!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two blokes in a pub, one goes to the toilet and comes back, the other goes in, sees **** sprayed everywhere, asks his mate if he did it, to which his mate replies:
"yeah it's these salts the Dr has me on"
"what salts!?", says his mate,
"someraults"!.
Doesn't make it any funnier but it reduces the let-down when you deliver the crap punchline!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good thing he wasn't on Viagra while taking somersaults, otherwise he would have been seen pole vaulting away!Www@Enter-QA@Com
stupid stupid STUPIDWww@Enter-QA@Com
chuckle eheheheh
heres a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
heres a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha, post tht on www!.tinyjoke!.comWww@Enter-QA@Com
what is a somersaltsWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
Doesn't make sense, why would the Dr!. have him on somersaults!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
i didn't really find that funny to be honest!.!.!.thanks anyway!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was a good one!. I hope somone reports me for this answer as well!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yes nice one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
wtf!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
giggle but grossWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was a good one!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats so funny heres 1 for ya":
A man rushes into a pub!.!.!.!?
!.!.!. runs up to the bar, slaps down a five pound note, and says "I'll have a pint of lager, but I need the toilet, it's an emergency"!.
The barman points him in the direction of the toilets, pours him a pint, and leaves it on the bar with the guy's change!.
The guy returns 5 minutes later to find his cold pint waiting!. "Sorry about that" he says to the barman "but my doctor has me on some special salts that play havoc with my insides!."
"No worries!." says the barman!.
5 minutes later, another customer heads into the gents but bursts out again immediately, coughing and gagging trying not to vomit!. He heads to the bar and tells the barman "Those toilets are disgusting!"!.
The barman heads into the gents and is horrified to see sh!t sprayed up the walls and over the ceiling, covering everything!.
He heads back to the first guy who went in and says "Did you make that god-awful mess!?"
"I did, but I told you, it's these salts the doctor has me on!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man rushes into a pub!.!.!.!?
!.!.!. runs up to the bar, slaps down a five pound note, and says "I'll have a pint of lager, but I need the toilet, it's an emergency"!.
The barman points him in the direction of the toilets, pours him a pint, and leaves it on the bar with the guy's change!.
The guy returns 5 minutes later to find his cold pint waiting!. "Sorry about that" he says to the barman "but my doctor has me on some special salts that play havoc with my insides!."
"No worries!." says the barman!.
5 minutes later, another customer heads into the gents but bursts out again immediately, coughing and gagging trying not to vomit!. He heads to the bar and tells the barman "Those toilets are disgusting!"!.
The barman heads into the gents and is horrified to see sh!t sprayed up the walls and over the ceiling, covering everything!.
He heads back to the first guy who went in and says "Did you make that god-awful mess!?"
"I did, but I told you, it's these salts the doctor has me on!."Www@Enter-QA@Com