Is my joke good....The Unfaithful Partners....?!
Question: Is my joke good!.!.!.!.The Unfaithful Partners!.!.!.!.!?
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The Unfaithful Partners!.!.!.!.!?
God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth!.
Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife!. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have them all!.
God: I am ashamed of you, my man, for that, I give you a run-down truck that barely moves!.
Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn!. Please forgive me!
God: My man, I am ashamed of you too!. But I will be kinder to you!. For that, I give you a convertible BMW!.
Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me!. I loved and worshipped my wife!. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out three times a week, and!.!.!.
God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point!. I am very proud of you! For that, I give you any car you desire!
Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black Jaguar!.
Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your eyes out!? You're acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man! What is your problem!?!
Man 3: I just saw my wife on rollerskates!
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The Unfaithful Partners!.!.!.!.!?
God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth!.
Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife!. There were just too many beautiful women on Earth, and I had to have them all!.
God: I am ashamed of you, my man, for that, I give you a run-down truck that barely moves!.
Man 2: Dear God, please forgive me! I cheated on my wife once, just once! We were going through problems and I took the wrong turn!. Please forgive me!
God: My man, I am ashamed of you too!. But I will be kinder to you!. For that, I give you a convertible BMW!.
Man 3: Dear God, you will be so proud of me!. I loved and worshipped my wife!. I brought her roses everyday after work, I brought her gifts every aniversary, and we went travelling, and had dinner out three times a week, and!.!.!.
God: Okay, my man, enough! I get the point!. I am very proud of you! For that, I give you any car you desire!
Two weeks later Man 1 and 2 are driving on the freeway when they see Man 3 ahead of them, stopped in the middle of the road in his Black Jaguar!.
Man 1 and 2: Hey Man! Why are you sitting in your car and crying your eyes out!? You're acting like some ungrateful bugger! Look at your car, man! What is your problem!?!
Man 3: I just saw my wife on rollerskates!
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hey dude
how about me commenting about this joke
i love this joke very much
i would have loved it much more if u have removed my details!.!.!.!.!.
anyways good joke!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
how about me commenting about this joke
i love this joke very much
i would have loved it much more if u have removed my details!.!.!.!.!.
anyways good joke!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Someone just post this joke before with EXACTLY(except for the start bit with the detail thingys) the same spelling, grammar and punctuation!. EXACTLY
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Funny!.!.yes, I like it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com