Welfare Applications?!
Question: Welfare Applications!?
Humorous list is compiled from genuine comments submitted by welfare applicants!.
I am writing to the welfare department to say that my baby was born two years old!. When do I get my money!?
I cannot get sick pay!. I have six children !. !. !. Can you tell me why!?
I am glad to report that my husband who was reported missing is dead!.
This is my eighth child!. What are you going to do about it!?
Please find out for certain if my husband is dead!. The man I am now living with can't eat or do anything until he knows!.
I am very much annoyed to find that you have branded my son illiterate!. This is a dirty lie, as I was married to his father a week before he was born!.
In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a ten-pound son!. I hope this is satisfactory!.
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my children, one of which was a mistake as you can see!.
You have changed my little boy to a girl!. Will this make any difference!?
I have no children as yet, as my husband is a truck driver and works day and night!.
In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am writing to the welfare department to say that my baby was born two years old!. When do I get my money!?
I cannot get sick pay!. I have six children !. !. !. Can you tell me why!?
I am glad to report that my husband who was reported missing is dead!.
This is my eighth child!. What are you going to do about it!?
Please find out for certain if my husband is dead!. The man I am now living with can't eat or do anything until he knows!.
I am very much annoyed to find that you have branded my son illiterate!. This is a dirty lie, as I was married to his father a week before he was born!.
In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a ten-pound son!. I hope this is satisfactory!.
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my children, one of which was a mistake as you can see!.
You have changed my little boy to a girl!. Will this make any difference!?
I have no children as yet, as my husband is a truck driver and works day and night!.
In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
hahahaha!. why is it only dumb people can have litters!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
AHHH I love dumb people who just look for handouts!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
and your question is!.!.!.!.!.!?
funny post though, i enjoyed reading the comments!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny post though, i enjoyed reading the comments!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com