Why does it suck to be an egg?!


Question: Why does it suck to be an egg!?
Answers:
You only get laid once
You only get eaten once
It takes 4 minutes to get hard and
2 minutes to get soft
You have to share a box with 11 other guys
And the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!
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Because you only get laid once, the only person who sits on ya face is your mother, then you get slaughteredWww@Enter-QA@Com

because everyone always "yolks" around with you!?!?!?

IDKWww@Enter-QA@Com

cause there is no air inside!.!.!.!. and at the first sign of weakness you crack!!!!releasing your soft gooey insidesWww@Enter-QA@Com

because he cant get back on the wall!?!>!?
is that it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

just look where an egg comes out ofWww@Enter-QA@Com

you crack under pressure!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

you crack up!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

no clue
0!.oWww@Enter-QA@Com

no ideaWww@Enter-QA@Com



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