Want to hear 2 jokes for the price of one?!
Question: Want to hear 2 jokes for the price of one!?
A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2:00 in the morning!. The blond wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up!.
The husband said, "Who was that!?"
The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear!.'"
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman!. They finally decide to send one private on vacation to the nearest town to spend some time with a woman and tell them all about it!. After a week the private comes back all happy and relaxed!. The whole company crowds around him waiting to hear of his great escapades!.
"And on the third day!.!.!." he began!.
"No! no! start with the first day," Everyone yells out in chorus!.
"And on the third day," the private continues "she asked me to stop so she could go to the bathroom!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The husband said, "Who was that!?"
The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear!.'"
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman!. They finally decide to send one private on vacation to the nearest town to spend some time with a woman and tell them all about it!. After a week the private comes back all happy and relaxed!. The whole company crowds around him waiting to hear of his great escapades!.
"And on the third day!.!.!." he began!.
"No! no! start with the first day," Everyone yells out in chorus!.
"And on the third day," the private continues "she asked me to stop so she could go to the bathroom!.!.!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol hahaha^-^Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL the first one is hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
its always the same you have to sacrifice quality for quantity (its better to find one shite on your door step than two)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
the first one was funni but the second one was dumbWww@Enter-QA@Com
PMSL LIKE ITWww@Enter-QA@Com
roflmao good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
first one lol!.!.!.!.but second one!.!.!.i dont get it :S haha am i slow!?Www@Enter-QA@Com