How do I know if you need me tonight?!
Question: How do I know if you need me tonight!?
Two deaf people got married!. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turned the lights off because they couldn't see each other using sign language!.
After several nights of fumbling around, the wife decided to find a solution!. "Honey," she signed, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals!? For instance, at night, if you want to make love to me, reach over and squeeze my right breast once!. If you don't want to make love, reach over and squeeze my left breast once!."
The husband thought this was a wonderful idea and signed back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to make love to me, reach over and pull my penis one time, and if you don't want to, reach over and pull my penis!.!.!. 50 times!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
After several nights of fumbling around, the wife decided to find a solution!. "Honey," she signed, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals!? For instance, at night, if you want to make love to me, reach over and squeeze my right breast once!. If you don't want to make love, reach over and squeeze my left breast once!."
The husband thought this was a wonderful idea and signed back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to make love to me, reach over and pull my penis one time, and if you don't want to, reach over and pull my penis!.!.!. 50 times!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha ha!. I have two deaf neighbours and have been learning sign language!. I will send them this!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If any lady agrees o this that you kno wof then add a few more pulls and I am theirsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny , wasnt expecting that !.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahaha :) man after my own mind :) xWww@Enter-QA@Com
brilliant joke thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah good one!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
Definately one for the golf club ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
cooll joke man keep it up
here's a star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
here's a star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.thats soooo funny!!!!.!.!.gave me a good laugh!.!.!.good job!!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!!.!.!.excellent oneWww@Enter-QA@Com