HOW TO GET OUT OF A SPEEDING TICKET {halarious joke}?!
Question: HOW TO GET OUT OF A SPEEDING TICKET {halarious joke}!?
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive!. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up!. As the needle jumped up to 80mph, he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him!.
"There ain't no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself, and opened her up further!.
The needle hit 90, 100 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him!.
"What on earth am I doing!?" he thought and pulled over!. The cop came up to him, took his licence without a word and examined it and the car!.
"I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over!. I dont feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I havent heard before you can go!"
"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Have a nice night," said the officer!.!.!.!.and walked away!.
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"There ain't no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself, and opened her up further!.
The needle hit 90, 100 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him!.
"What on earth am I doing!?" he thought and pulled over!. The cop came up to him, took his licence without a word and examined it and the car!.
"I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over!. I dont feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I havent heard before you can go!"
"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Have a nice night," said the officer!.!.!.!.and walked away!.
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Holly Crapies now that's what I call clever thinking,here have a star and thanks for the laugh ok!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A policeman on horseback is at a traffic light and next to him is a kid on his bike!. The policeman smiles down at the kid and says, "Nice bike you got there!. Santa bring that to you!?" The kid looks up and says, "Yeah!."
The policeman says, "Tell Santa next year to put a taillight on that bike!."
The kid says, "Nice horse you got there!. Did Santa bring that to you!?" The policeman laughs and plays along, "Sure did!."
The kid says, "Well, tell Santa next year to put the **** underneath the horse, not on top!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The policeman says, "Tell Santa next year to put a taillight on that bike!."
The kid says, "Nice horse you got there!. Did Santa bring that to you!?" The policeman laughs and plays along, "Sure did!."
The kid says, "Well, tell Santa next year to put the **** underneath the horse, not on top!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I should find that somewhat offensive, but i don't!!!!! THat was hilarious! LMFAO!!! Awesome job!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
awesome!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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hahaha!.!.!.thats probably actually happened before too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
brilliant joke thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good and funny! Thanks for the laugh this morning!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!!.!.!.funny!.!.!.still wiping my tears from laughing so hardWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!!.!.!.funny!.!.!.still wiping my tears from laughing so hardWww@Enter-QA@Com
heard this before in a different version!. But this one is better!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was AWSOME!. like the one about the horse to!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice one! I should try that sometime !.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now that was a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That was a good one !Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats old but a clasic
i love it lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
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hahaha!!! that is a great joke!!Www@Enter-QA@Com