Joke - Six guys...?!
Question: Joke - Six guys!.!.!.!?
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table!. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up!. Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife!?" They draw straws!. Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one!. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is!. "Gentlemen! Discreet!? I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet!. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me!." Rippington walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door, the wife answers, and asks what he wants!. Rippington says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards!." She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!" Rippington says, "I'll tell him!."
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That was great!. I needed that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha that was too cute!!
For Lou-ann, Smith just had what i would presume is a heart attack and died after he just lost $500!. Rippington was selected to go tell his(Smiths) wife so instead of telling her he is dead he tells her he lost $500 to which she replied, tell him to DROP DEAD, and he replys, I will!. Because i already Dropped dead!.!.!.!.!. Get it!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
For Lou-ann, Smith just had what i would presume is a heart attack and died after he just lost $500!. Rippington was selected to go tell his(Smiths) wife so instead of telling her he is dead he tells her he lost $500 to which she replied, tell him to DROP DEAD, and he replys, I will!. Because i already Dropped dead!.!.!.!.!. Get it!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHHA
very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha, that was pretty funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.!.!.very funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!!.!.!.funny!.!.!.still wiping my tears from laughing so hardWww@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!!.!.!.funny!.!.!.still wiping my tears from laughing so hardWww@Enter-QA@Com
some very unnecessary details there:( good job i'm no critic! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Rofl great joke Mako, another to share with my friends on my quiz blog!. thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is funny!! haha ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. Meeh likey!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol *star for you*Www@Enter-QA@Com
cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
nice!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol thats mean but funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
it was ok!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I dont get it!!! can some explain!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha I didn't think it would end that way!. :]Www@Enter-QA@Com